Marriage Amendment
The text of the proposed Marriage Amendment to the US Constitution:
1. Marriage will be between one man and one woman.
2. Sex will be between one man and one woman, man on top, married only.
3. There will be no kissing below the waist, no tongue, and masturbation is right out.
4. The use of any vibrational device for illicit or embarrassing purposes will be punishable by five years in prison.
5. The wording of this statute will not be construed to excuse any other unbiblical or disgusting behavior.
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