h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was once attacked in work by a collegue brandishing a metal step ladder. If I hadn't been standing under in ventalation unit it is doubtful whether I'd be able to write this today.

My advice stick to rubber bands.

if you ever find yourself blessed with an inexhaustable suply of glue sticks (like pritstick or uhu) take off the lids, wind up the glue so its sticking out about 1-1.5cm and throw at the celling they normally stick there but it may take a few attempts for the beginner, later on (a few days if ever!) they may fall on unsuspecting people which is rather humoures in itself but normally they dont come down unless pulled down

Hi there, 165299,
Welcome to h2g2 and to the third milennium.
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Your message doesn't need to be a great work of literature (see my page for instance - by clicking on my name above) in the first place, you can amend it at any time.
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would this be a mister ball of geography?
with a friend called bob,
bald?
longcroft school?