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Researcher 38469 Posted May 16, 1999
The best way to insure total harmlessness to bipedal lifeforms is to simply sit back on your towel and enjoy a great roast beast sandwich from the Sandwichmaker.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 18, 1999
Wouldn't they still be able to walk with 3 legs? They'd have to visit a minimum of 3 kebab shops before being reduced to hopping a a perambulatory action.
Incedentally, there are more microbes in the average kebab than there are on the average toilet seat. (My toilet doesn't count - it comes from hell itself.)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 18, 1999
Sorry, I've lost the ability to type. The first 'a' in that last post (in the bit where it arses up) should have read 'as'.
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