h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for a day off with the house to myself until midafternoon being scuttled by ill child and husband not needing to go into work today. Day with just husband has been scuttled by ill child. Day of watching movies with ill child has been scuttled by husband being home. At least I most likely won't get called in to work... (But if I am, we know who to blame, don't we?)

I blame 2legs for the fact that it's taken me two weeks to find out that I could access h2g2 by switching to a Ripley skin. I'd never have found out if I hadn't gone to Facebook. (I don't do social media.)

I also blame 2legs for the Brunel skin being a horrible shade of green. If it's possible to change the colour, I don't know how to do it. I blame 2legs for that,too.

I blame 2legs that it's a much better shade of green than it was during testing ages and ages ago I also blame 2egs that Cheerful Dragon doesn't know that you can switch to Alabaster or Goo by changing the "brunel" up top to "alabaster" or "classic" (It's also his fault if all the assumptions in that last sentene are false--if CD knows, or if that doesn't work...)

I blame 2legs for the lack of information regarding the condition of Pliny. Is he in hospital? Is he dead? Does it help to send flowers?Will he reincarnate? When? Apparently, 42 doesn't fit any of those questions, unless reincarnation will occur after 42 days.

It might help if you sent 42 flowers. I blame 2legs for Caiman not spotting that connection.

I blame 2legs for the sore throat and cough I had, having returned with vengeance, a week after it first vanished I also blame 2legs for a drug-induced lack of immune system

I blame 2legs for inability to keep my bedroom tidy and my absent-mindedness.

I think 2legs is responsible for household untidiness generally (it's not just my bedroom that's a mess). What I'm really blaming him for, though, is that I seem to be having an MS relapse. I'll be seeing the phlebotomist on Monday and she'll be taking enough blood for eight different blood tests!

I blame 2legs for the fact that a disease and a Mexican type of beer share the same name.

I blame 2legs for mobile-phone, corrupted Samdisk SD cards meaning no music

I blame 2legs for my UTI that requires antibiotics, which have to be taken with food, putting me off my 5:2 intermittent fasting for a week.

I blame 2legs for the inherent instability of 4 legs in rigid constructions

I blame 2legs for the instability of society and its downfall

I blame 2legs for ventilators

I blame 2legs for my inability to attract wildlife to my back garden and pond.

I blame 2legs for the elastic in favoured pairs of boxers losing its snappiness, resigning the favoured boxers to a brief semi-retirement spent cleaning monitors and such like, following a role as the primary contributor to an increasingly uncomfortable venture out into public trying to covertly put one's hand down the back of one's trousers to pull them up.

I blame 2legs for having just been reminded of the ruttles song, 'knicker elastic'
Furthermore I blame 2legs for shrinking waist, but enlarging legs from the gym, meaning knickers that fit are getting rarer than grocery delivery slots a 32" inch waist, but a thigh circumference of 26" makes buying jeans basically impossible I blame 12legs for ill-fitting jeans, and the price of baked beans

Well, hello Roymondo.

I blame 2legs for the weight and awkwardness of lumber.

I blame 2legs for the tedium of ripping an entire CD collection, and for the niggling feeling I've managed somehow to miss out a few CDs