h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for popups not letting me sign in to hootoo!!!!

I blame 2legs for cheese sandwichs and people who dress as ponys in the pub

I blame 2Legs for the lack of autism friendly films for autistic adults and that our sensory sensitivities are being ignored and overlooked.

I blame 2legs for the baby waking up every time I try to enter the kitchen to get something to eat.

I blame 2legs for the wind this morning. Standing at the traffic lights in the middle of town, I thought a whole rugby team was shaking the car.

I blame 2legs for the fact that most political systems only seem to work in theory, but get flawed by entering humanity. (and otters)

I blame 2legs for my itchy back and neck which nothing can soothe the itch.

I blame 2legs for silly ideas, that get oddly taken seriously and which result as my being used as a human punchbag I also blame 2legs for frog-jumps

I blame 2legs for groin strain after attempting to do those frog jumps.

I blame 2legs for the neck and shoulder pain that I've been suffering for months. I also blame him for hip pain that's I've been suffering for nearly fourteen years, off and on, and the foot slap that may be associated with the hip problem.

I blame 2legs for having to celebrate 14 years of scapegoatism next saturday and going strong towards 15 years next year. Why can't anyone else have a go?

I've just re-read my post above. I must add that the wind was OUTSIDE the car.

2 legs has kept his head down for eleven months because he is responsible for the state of this brexit fiasco...

I blame 2legs for my damaged right shoulder and my consequently being limited in weight lifting I can do thereby I blame 2legs for the insaine amount of bicep curls and upright row, I did today at the gym I also blame 2legs for the 7 KG in weight I've gained, whilst actually getting thinner

I blame the super-fit 2legs who's exercising so hard, he will turn into a meta-human like Barry Allen The Flash who will have to solve all the world's problems including mine.

I blame 2legs for the paradox that is caused by being blamed for all the problems in the world while responsible forsolving those problems at the same time.

I blame 2Legs for the failed winter we had in the Ireland and the British Isles as well for the failed sudden stratospheric warming event. 2Legs could have used his many secret superpowers which he won't tell anyone about.

I blame 2legs for balls that aren't quite garlic-tasting enough err... meatballs that is I also blame 2legs for this horrible cold, wet, windy weather and for my getting hammered by the PT at the gym today an hour of squatting and leg-extensions, and calf-curls/raises plus cardio

I blame 2legs for the handcuffs that cost as much as my inner and outer belts put together, and the handcuff holder and sales tax that brought the total to just over $100...

I blame 2legs for the choice of plastic the Red Nose Day noses are made from. The noses smelled so bad when we took them out of the packaging that we have to let them air for a few days before we can wear them.