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What can we blame 2legs for?
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for my paranoia because I had Savoy Cabbage last night and it was lurverlay.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 15, 2005
I Blame 2legs for eating all the pies
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Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for missing this last pie I've got, so I'll have to eat it myself.
No wait, that's a good idea - Good work 2legs
What can we blame 2legs for?
Geggs Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for the forthcoming general election. And for Number Six putting cultural references in the brackets after his name.
Geggs
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 15, 2005
I Blame 2legs for election moderation on here.
I blame 2legs for the marrage of that bloke and that woman
I blame 2legs for iron filings.
I blame 2legs for sodium glyfacate.
I blame 2legs for the krebs cycle.
I blame 2legs for hot air baloons.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for the continuing survival (endangered though it may be) of the Texas Attwater's Prairie Chicken. (The one Mike Nesmith of the Monkees used to go on about.)
(2legs has never hunted them or destroyed their habitat, you see... )
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for the plight of the wild Haggis.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
The haggis isn't wild as such... it's actually a feral introduced species... but yes... it is 2legs' fault.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 15, 2005
No. I refuse to believe that the Haggis isn't native to Scotland.
And I blame 2legs for this lack of belief.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
Oh... they predate Scotland... They were introduced by a prehistoric tribe of south pacific pygmy meat farmers who were blown off course by a hurricane.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 15, 2005
Nonononononono! The Haggis evolved from the Yonhairybeastieosaurus and was first hunted by the picts.
And I blame 2legs for evolution.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
The South Pacific pygmy meat farmers predated the Picts.
The haggis were bred to taste good with sweet tangy tropical glazing... that's why it tastes so good with brown sauce.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Geggs Posted Mar 15, 2005
Well, that certainly make sense. Is it true about the legs on one side being longer than those on the other side, so that they can walk around the side of a mountain?
Geggs
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
Absolutely... the volcanic mountains of their homeland.
I blame 2legs vulcanism and its effect on tranplanted species of migratory meat products.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 15, 2005
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 15, 2005
its all my fault I blame me for all my social inadaquacies.
I blame 2legs for speling adaquacies incorrectly.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for my lack of readily available Scottish Ale... I blame my vicious lies on that lack.
(Actually I have to blame the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commision for that...those BAS**RDS!)
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pedro Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for crappy Scottish accents in Hollywood films.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 15, 2005
AYE! Yeh Tek tha bakhhh. Yeh, dinnae wut yrr sayin'
Oh, sorry, I was momentarily channelling Groundskeeper Willie.
I blame 2legs fer ma easily supernaturrally contrrollable psyche.
I blame Groundskeeper Willie for inventing the euphamism for the french, "Cheese eatin' surrender monkeys".
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Mar 15, 2005
I blame 2legs for existing.
I blame 2legs for George W. Bush.
I blame 2legs for Tony Blair.
I blame 2legs for that thermal detonator I found down my trousers.
I blame 2legs for religion.
I blame 2legs for there not being enough Thingism.
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What can we blame 2legs for?
- 101: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Mar 15, 2005)
- 102: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 103: Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism (Mar 15, 2005)
- 104: Geggs (Mar 15, 2005)
- 105: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 106: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 107: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 108: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 109: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 110: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 111: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 112: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 113: Geggs (Mar 15, 2005)
- 114: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 115: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 116: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 15, 2005)
- 117: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 118: pedro (Mar 15, 2005)
- 119: Baron Grim (Mar 15, 2005)
- 120: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Mar 15, 2005)
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