h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

now hang on, everything else in here is justified, but How on io can I be blaimed for n i g h t h o o v e r ? Did I ask n i g h t h o o v e r to cancel? Did I make or force n i g h t h o o v e r to register then deregister? wholey not my fault the scapegoat? Yeh, think I joined that ages ago, but don't know if its active anymore don't know if the person who created it is still about/maintaining it

I blame 2legs for Jamie Oliver and his pukka patta.

All of hte Police Academy sequels

That my last relationship broke up.

My raod accidents.

People leaving toast crumbs in the marg.

Butter not spreading from the fridge

Gravity...that was him.

Tuesdays.

angovers...especially ones on tuesdays

blocking up all the rabbit holes in the world with cotton so that the expands when it rains.

The theft of the scream.

Making long division long

moving all the things you cant find including Shrewsbury.

I blame 2legs for eating all the curry

I blame 2legs for all the things Tuttle got blamed for.

There are three thread presently sitting together halfway down my MP page. They are the PR thread about the entry on Syphilis, Jerry Singer The Opera, and What can we blame 2legs for?

I make no connectioned between the titles of these threads, and apportion no blame.





















But it's still 2legs fault.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for making you misspell Jerry Springer as Jerry Singer.

RF

I Blaime 2legs for Pete Townsend.
I blaime 2legs for the red paint stain on the pavement outside number 18 Blinco road.
I blaime 2legs for the hole in the wall in the classroom at Benjamin Britten High School.
I blaime 2legs for the broken window in the empty and now demolished house off Yarmouth road.
I blaime 2legs for the torn shower curtain in Ruths flat that she probably doesn't live in any more.
I blaime 2legs for teh stains which are hopefully now long gone in Ruths bed.
I blaime 2legs for the dammage to the window sill on which beer bottles were opened at that house warming party at the top of town that he wasn't invited to.
I blaime 2legs for the scrap of jeans matterial left on the spike on the fence between teh thearture and Swinho halls of residence.
I blaime 2legs for the war in Iraq.
I blaime 2legs for the mess in the loft.
I blaime 2leg for the broken chair in the George Burrow.
I blaime 2legs for the burrow running out of vodka, on multiple ocasions.
I blaime 2legs for Danny being sick over that bloke who punched me's motorbike at the brewery.
I blaime 2legs for frightening that old granny walking her dog over the sand dunes.

I blame 2legs for the word "teh".

I blaime 2legs for the Churchill dog.

Ho yus - I concur!

I Blaime 2 2legs for the ban on Fox Hunting.
I blaime 2legs for the liciencing laws in teh UK.
I blaime 2legs for lemons.
I blaime 2legs for the turnips not being buttered.

I blame 2legs because "He's covered in BEES!!"

I blame 2Legs for George Bush's decision to invade Iraq.

I blame 2Legs for George Bush's decision not to sign the Kyoto agreement, which would have limited America's contribution to global warming.

I blame 2Legs for America's Guantamo Bay (spelling?) camp in Cuba, where prisoners are held without being charged with anything and tortured in case they might admit something.

Sorry, 2Legs, but it all your fault.

I Blaime 2legs for peeing on the steps of the Oak pub in London.

I blame 2legs for 2legs being born.

I Blaime 2legs for getting himself and Richard thrown out of the Wherry Hotel when they still did the late night disco.
I blaime 2legs for everyone on the course except 2legs getting so drunk on the British Society of Immunology conference a few years back, that none of them, off his course, turned up for the 9 AM talk the next morning except 2legs himself.
I blaime 2legs for getting a higher percentage in his degree than the person, heather, who ended up with the second highest percentage overall on her degree at the univeristy, thereby preventing her from getting an extra bursary to her post graduate studies.
I blaime 2legs for the 'contamination event' in the micro-lab at university.
I Blaime 2legs for upsetting the giant Snails in the lab techs room at university.
I blaime 2legs for Mr Walfords excessive pipe smoking.
I Blaime 2legs for that bloke in the high streets torn shirt in 1993.
I Blaime 2legs for the only half decent musical instrument store in Lowestoft closing a few years back.
I Blaime 2legs for the broken wing mirror of that articulated lorry on the tenth of December 1993.
I Blaime 2legs for Iceland in Cambridge closing down.
I Blaime 2legs for the Norfolk Street Bakery having just changed hands.

I blame 2legs for the death of Mad Harry the busker a few years ago.
I blame 2legs for the fact my desk is cluttered and I'm too lazy to tidy it.
I blame 2legs for the fact my nose is itchy but I can't do anything about it in case the rest of the office thinks I'm picking it.
I blame 2legs for being stopped by the police at 3am a few years ago so they could ask me if I'd seen a man running around the town centre wearing nothing but a green waistcoat.

I Blaime 2legs for the George Burrow being held up at supposid* gun point a year or so back.
I blaime 2legs for his getting a caution when he was 16.
I blaime 2legs for being searched by a poliece man who didn't manage to find any of the drugs he had on his person when he was 15.
I Blaime 2legs for Robert Scott's bruised testicles.
I Blaime 2legs for damaging the tennis racket of some kid at school by putting his head in the tennis rackets path.

I blame 2legs for it being passed midnight AGAIN and I'm still not in bed AGAIN.

I blame 2legs for spelling 'blame' with an 'i'.