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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 121

pedro

I blame 2legs for unwanted erections at embarassing moments in teenage boys.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 122

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

For what else we can blame 2legs for, click here.

http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=MysteriousOneWoS


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 123

Baron Grim

I blame 2legs because ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 124

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I Blame 2legs for transverse regularity.
I blame 2legs for regular transversions.
I blame 2legs for irregular corners.
I blame 2legs for cornering irregularly.
I blame 2legs for the post-satorial, inverse-dracohnian, post-modern radical art movmenet in the deepest reaches of teh dakrest marshes in Norfolk.
I blame 2legs for the Norfolk Broads.
I blame 2legs for the Norfolk Dykes.
I blame 2legs for that horrible smell after the speedboats have been round Oulton Broad.
I blame 2legs for Estate agents, surveys, the poliece and david Bowie.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 125

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

I blame 2legs for that movie with that guy in it.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 126

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for shooting blackbirds.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 127

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

I blame 2legs for Great Britain.

I blame 2legs for all the mouses in my college computer suites being covered with grime on the bottom.

I blame 2legs for the lack of natural redheads.

I blame 2legs of everyone blaming everything on 2legs.

I blame 2legs for scapegoats

I blame 2legs for government beaurocracy.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 128

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

I blame 2legs for the Immaculate Conception.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 129

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I Blame 2legs for the voices in his head.
I blame 2legs for the voices in other peoples heads.
I blame 2legs for badgers, lampposts, nighthoover, the one true BooB and various other things also.
IBlame 2legs for Incorrect Capitalisation of Some wordS.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 130

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

>>I blame 2legs for the Immaculate Conception.<<

That explains alot smiley - bigeyes

I blame 2legs for the puncture wound in the palm of my hand from me sticking the paring knife into it while cooking dinner, and I blame 2legs if it goes septic and I have my arm amputated.

I blame 2legs for me feeling quite ill after eating chocolate even though I didn't eat very much.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 131

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for the taste of cho in my mouth as a result of him eating that choc cake after having eaten a chicken teika baguette and a cornish pasty smiley - droolsmiley - whistle I blame 2legs for the burn on the back of my right hand.
I blame 2legs for the state of this desk.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 132

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I blame 2legs for it being 1.49 am and I'm not asleep in bed (again smiley - cross)


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 133

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

I blame 2legs for only blaming himself for one Boob. What happened to the other one, we should be told.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 134

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I blame 2legs for the sneaky b*st*rd mouse who apparently lives in my kitchen.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 135

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

I blame 2legs for farting in the forest and then wondering if he could smell anything.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 136

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

I blame 2legs for Big Larry knowing my dirty secret.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 137

Geggs

I blame 2legs for the profusion of recipes for pork chops.


Geggs


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 138

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

I blame 2legs for enticing McRoss o'McRoss, Haggi Hunter by Appointment doon fur the heelands.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 139

Geggs

He hunts Haggi?

Are they related to Haggis in any way?


Geggs


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 140

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

I blame 2legs for starting the haggi, haggo, haggat hunting debate, again. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=517449&skip=0&show=20


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