A Conversation for Picking People up using Trees
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Started conversation Aug 5, 2001
thats all well and good, but what happens if the the tree suddenly becomes animated and eats you?
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Aug 6, 2001
the i think u've been very unlucky (or cruel to trees) coz most of the trees i've met r very kind/fun/pleasant life-forms & prefer their food FULLY decomposed! 
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Aug 6, 2001
but what if u'r having a bad day and look decomposed? I hear that Spruces can be quite vicious if they have a hangover.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Aug 6, 2001
Maybe I was unlucky - but it was a really frightening tree 
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Aug 7, 2001
i think if u still look vaguely recognisable then ur alright. i know some very nice spruce trees. i think it may have summin 2 do wiv the state of the soil they live in (ie how polluted (by us) it is).
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Aug 9, 2001
na, you're talking about the evil alien trees that are related to the triffids and are trying to kill us, pollution is just their cunning cover - beware!
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Aug 9, 2001
ah right. i shall hafta remember dat! 
i dint think that trees could b evil really. it jus dont make sense!
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Aug 10, 2001
it's not their fault really, it's more to do with the lack of parenting they get
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Aug 28, 2001
ah, that's probly got summin 2 do wiv it!
(soz 4 delay, jus come back from holiday)
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Aug 29, 2001
Did u have a nice time? Hope no trees attacked you.
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Aug 29, 2001
had brilliant time & met some very nice trees who provided us with much needed shade (esp wen temp reachd 46!)
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Sep 2, 2001
phew, i'm glad u got away - those shade-givers can be vicious if provoked u know.
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Sep 3, 2001
han these were tooo tired 2 b aggressive. we was safe 
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Sep 3, 2001
here's a goodun.... what are trees actually made of?!?!
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Sep 3, 2001
I caint beleive you dont know what trees are made out of!!!!
Its turnips, of course.
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Sep 4, 2001
(blushes and feels very daft) How silly of me, of course, and turnips are made of....?
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Sep 5, 2001
I almost wish I never started this conversation now....
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Sep 8, 2001
sorry, all my fault. no matter what i do i always end up lowering the tone.
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- 1: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Aug 5, 2001)
- 2: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Aug 6, 2001)
- 3: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Aug 6, 2001)
- 4: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Aug 6, 2001)
- 5: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Aug 7, 2001)
- 6: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Aug 9, 2001)
- 7: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Aug 9, 2001)
- 8: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Aug 10, 2001)
- 9: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Aug 28, 2001)
- 10: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Aug 29, 2001)
- 11: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Aug 29, 2001)
- 12: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Sep 2, 2001)
- 13: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Sep 3, 2001)
- 14: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Sep 3, 2001)
- 15: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Sep 3, 2001)
- 16: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Sep 4, 2001)
- 17: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Sep 4, 2001)
- 18: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Sep 5, 2001)
- 19: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Sep 5, 2001)
- 20: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Sep 8, 2001)
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