A Conversation for Picking People up using Trees


Post 1


I hear Ron Davies use this technique but made the critical mistake of talking to badgers instead of trees...


Post 2


where do you find badgers to talk too,
there arnt that many near where i live,
its too rural for them


Post 3


If you can't find your nearest badger of Multimap, Google street view or Wikipedia, then ask your nearest squirrel. Squirrels are known to act as lookouts for the Badgers whilst they are engaged in drug dealing. Whilst they are usually very reticent about divulging the whereabouts of the nearest Badger, they will be forthcoming if you can convince them that you are'nt from the drugs squad.

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