h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just wanted to say this is a fab entry, it really brought a smile to my face! Great job!

Yes, um, I didn't reply to this message sooner. I would like to have some slick excuse about how I've just got back from deep space or something, but I haven't Thanks for your comments, I'm glad you enjoyed it. And remember, many of these skills are transferable, so you can use them while watching Euro 2008 as well.

I don;t think a day to reply is outrageous or anything!

What about an hour? Is that too fast?

An hour is cool.

16 hours is ok, it shows I don't actually live on here.

Well you see you say that, but in saying it you have given the distinct impression that you do in fact live here, and that you eek out your remaining time mulling over how long you need to wait before replying to your messages in order to give the impression that you don't in fact live here. Am I right?

Nice article. I hadn't thought about the game against Argentina like that before. Maradona denied us our divine right to lose on penalties.

Thanks, I'm glaf you appreciate these little insights. Portugal are our friends, you will notice, and always treat us with the respect we deserve.

Yes, the Germans are respectful too.