h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's a totally poptastic question for all you sad lonely anoraks out there (Mates).

What was the name of Jilted John's girlfriend, when he shot to fame in the late 70's?

Julie

and Gordon is a moron

Her name was Julie,
but one day she said to him when they were watching tele,
listen John I love you,
but there's this bloke I fancy,
I don't want to two time you,
so this is the end for you and me!

In the reply above, there is clear proof that julie wasn't Johns' girlfriend ..... BECAUSE SHE JILTED HIM !!

All those of you who thought Julie was the correct answer, see me after class.

This poses once more the original question, at the time he became famous who was Jilted Johns' girlfriend.

I'll give you guys a clue. You need to know the 'B' side of the single. And for all you youngsters out there, this would have been a quaint black disc that one would rotate at 45 RPM on a record deck ! The record deck would have a brillinat mechanical device on it called the tone arm, attached to which would be the pickup and stylus. The stylus had the magical property of defacing ones records if you even breathed on them, in exactly the same way that the laser in a CD player doesn't ruin CDs.

Well it's been over a year and only one guy has got it right. Sharon is the correct answer.

"I've never been very lucky with girls,
But now I am coz I've met sharon,
I'm very happy coz I'm in love,
And we've been going out for two months".