A Conversation for Ocarinas
Monty Python
NAITA (Join ViTAL - A1014625) Started conversation Aug 20, 2003
This entry would not be complete without a mention of Monty Python, who, in the wonderful film Meaning of Life, has the following exchange during John Cleese's practical demonstration for sex-ed class:
Headmaster (Cleese): "So the man starts by entering, or mounting his good lady wife in the standard way. The penis is now as you will observe more or less fully erect. There we are. Ah that's better. Now... Carter.
Carter (Palin): Yes sir.
Headmaster: What is it?
Carter: It's an ocarina... sir.
Headmaster: Bring it up here. The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina so... put it there boy, put it there... on the table... while the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward....
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