A Conversation for How to Survive Family Parties
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Tacysa Started conversation Jul 11, 2003
Family parties and reunions aren't really my cup of tea. I've got so many cousins that I almost have to keep a list to remember them all! I've found that, in order to avoid those "heres my only granddaughter, she's sooo special!", it's best to deal with dishes. By constantly scuttering around carrying something like a cake or refilling the punch bowl, you can really avoid being surrounded by those evil aunts and being questioned. If, by chance, they do capture you and ask you those embarrassing questions like "why don't you have a boyfriend? At your age I was already married," you can always say something like "I have so many suitors at the moment, I'm afraid I can't quite yet choose!" That always gets them oohing and aahing!
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