hello!
Alowha! I be nessieoftheshorthair, I am currently ignoring my impending graduation and residing at a widely known planet called:
'Everycloudhasasilverlining-right?' whose inhabitants never worry too much when disastor strikes every Tuesday as everything will work out alright as it always has done in the past.
n.b. this planet is not be confused with it's sister planet 'ithinkweshould'vetakentheotherexit' whose inhabitants never look for a silver lining as they're too busy looking back'-i was there last month.
RULES OF LIFE
(will be added too when I find my own personal rule book which appears to have gone for a spin in an alternative reality where roses' are blue and green and public transport runs on time however suggestions for new rules are welcome)
1:If it ain't broke,hope that it doesn't break.
2:Always believe in what you think and not what the teacher/friend/person in the street tells you.
3:Always pay insurence as rain inside the house is not a good thing.Ditto for red lights on the boiler.
4:You will never know what you are capable of until you try.
5:you will never have your umbrella with you when it rains.
6:Life's too short so make the most of it because you never know when tomorrow might become today.
(nessieoftheshorthair)
7:Remember it's your life.
8:One step at a time.
9:Always dress to impress.
10:Never mix friends and finances
(archangel galaxy babe)
Meet my pet shark 
he's called Bob (short for Bobbin-on-the-Ocean) and is very friendly, if you feed him first. He prefers 
but will accept 
and even 
on occasion.
Meet my flock of sheep:
Shaun 
(named by Peet after the sheep in Wallace and Gromit)
Bilbo (named by Tabitca after i'm not sure what but I assume her cat Bilbo Baggins)
Elvis ,Capt. Kirk and MacGuyver (were named by Ser Anasazi who's not a Kiwi but is from Oz :-))
Meet Wooly named by Archangel Galaxy Babe and Bob the Sheep (NOT to be confused with Bob the shark ) who was named by Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment.
Chris named by my friend Saj.not sure why, i didn't ask. is hereby named Welly by lizziexxx is named *burp* in honour of HappyDude, may he never stop.
(and we still need a burp smilie for him) 
Ramses was donated by Malabarista along with his friends Daisy Diamond and Amelia who are on an exchange program. Sheep for Skillets.
I am now the Professor of Partially Non-Existant Lifeforms at the University of 
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| where have you been? | Jun 16, 2002 |
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