HELLO THIS IS ME

A Dominatrix and her DogWelcome to my world. I've been away for a long time but now I'm back - the completely revised and revamped model!

I used to describe myself as a Mum but now I have been liberated and I'm looking for a new image (is the pic a teensie bit extreme?)

I still hope the crazies win over the sober ones who want the guide to be a serious informative tool - otherwise why call it h2g2? And besides, in my mind I will always hear Peter Jones reading the entries and user pages aloud!

Soon I will think of something really witty and amusing to say here, but in the meantime I must sort out the links etc below (apologies if they don't work).






SOME MEN THAT MAKE MY KNEES WOBBLE ....



Eyebrows and eyes
Sorry - pictures of hunky men removed by moderators!



HERE ARE SOME OF MY RAMBLINGS .....



My very first official entry Dross Pots (I'm so proud) take a look, you know you've got one! Four more accepted and my head is swelling Boot Fairs, Peak Caps, Whitstable and Disc Jockeys

Odd socks
and finally those rejected Leatherjackets (those pesky flying insects), The Sock Monster - NOT FAIR, SOCK MONSTERS ARE REAL!, sorry, and What not to ask a droid OK, perhaps droids don't exist BUT IF THEY WERE THIS WOULD BE REALLY GOOD ADVICE!! - sorry again but I'm not very good at rejection



And really finally, Hello Bruv - welcome to my page (If you do look in)

SOME USEFUL LINKS



CHECK WHO IS LOGGED ON TO H2G2 RIGHT NOW!

THE BIG SECRETS THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY

GUIDE TO ENTRIES RECENTLY ADDED TO H2G2

H2G2 FAQ

HOW TO H2G2 TIPS

and finally ...ASK H2G2 RESEARCHERS for answers to those questions you're losing sleep over. (Why else would you be here at this hour of the night?)

Please let me know if you have suggestions for other useful links as I'm trying to make this a really, really useful page



HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE YOU REALLY OUGHT TO MEET:





AND DON'T FORGET .....



A glass of beer on a beermat

If this page has made you thirsty - pop along to FRINKS DRINKS there are many bars to choose from together with links to the Softball Club's advisors, clinics etc.... Mine's a double, see you there!




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