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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 14, 2017
Canis say something about Latin spelling? Canis, not canus.
[Canus means old age, or gray hair]
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 14, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 14, 2017
Also no fire hydrants. It's a Sirius problem for them.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 15, 2017
"This is the best tea I've ever tasted!"
"That's our Australian blend."
"Australian! How are they to grow tea there?"
"They use koalas. Koala droppings are an important fertilizer. No tea gets shipped until a koala tastes it. It's koala tea control."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
I've never enjoyed paperback books: their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 16, 2017
An astronomer who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2017
I asked my servants to bring me some nutmeg, but they brought mace instead. I put them in a rocket because they seemed to like outer spice.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 17, 2017
the astronaut did an experiment with gravity, he tried pouring it on his roast beef and veg
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 17, 2017
She worked as an executive for the regional railways and rode on the gravy train. She has a good job where she put gravy on her Yorkshire pudding and roast beef while others were still eating boiled potatoes with no added gravy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 17, 2017
What the police said to the bootlegger: “You can rum , but you can't hide!”
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2017
I looked at the asphalt and remembered that there once was grass there, lawn lawn ago.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2017
After the pirates left Treasure island, they retired to the suburbs, where Lawn John Silver still does work in his yard.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 17, 2017
nipples are not far eastern kids
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 18, 2017
Who wrote about mechanical pirates?
Robot Louis Dtevenson
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