h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Meeeeee!!!
*waves her arm in the air and bounces round to get attention*
MMmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! And Ian and Adrian!!!
*runs round squealing and bouncing*
yey!

Add me to the list please

And Phil

MC can I go on your team as I seem to recall you being really good at it!

I am spectacularly, astonishingly, dazzlingly, heroically, magnificently bad at bowling. Even worse than I am at pool.

No, really, listen, I always have this conversation where I say, 'I'm really bad at bowling,' and they say, 'Yes, that's okay, so am I,' and I say 'No, I'm REALLY bad,' and they say 'Yes, yes, me too, don't worry about it.'

And then we bowl.

And then they say, 'Wow, you weren't kidding were you?'

Honestly - ask anybody who works with me. It won't stop me competing for the wooden spoon at my work Christmas do, though.

And it won't stop me making a fool of myself bowling with you guys either - I've never cared about making a fool of myself.

But I'm really bad at bowling.

No, listen, I mean I'm *REALLY* bad. I mean you may think is bad, but that's peanuts compared to my bowling...

No see I'm that bad too, don't worry about it as I always say I'm bad and everyone says noooo you'll be fine, but I am that bad!

Tink is sooooo bad, she scored points for players on the next aisle

*laughs*
See it's funny you should say that as it's been done before, last time I went with adrian the kids in the next aisle were laughing at me

Ooooh! Me! (Sorry Tink) I wanna play!

They really need to merge the with the and the

Why?



And what would it look like?

I think you should draw one for homework and bring it to the Turnip.