The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 25, 2003
The Post in Prose
Every Thursday it appears as if by magic
Gracing our computer screen
A newspaper of gigantic proportions
An h2g2 event with no parallel yet seen.
The Editorial by wise Shazz is unmissable
and not just because its the first thing that you read
With it's Features and Regulars both vying for space
there is never a word to mislead.
Lets enjoy a cartoon with Wowbagger's h2g2Life
or maybe Paper Cuts by the talented spimcoot
These are both terrifically talented artists
With a humourous side to boot.
Learn about h2g2 in the Community Column by Abi
About the Guide she really knows a thing or two
Or find out a potted history in forty five words
That's what Demon Drawer is planning to do.
How about reading a story by sea called The Quest
or So Long and Thanks For Laughing will fill you with glee
A TIMELORD sets questions to make you think
and a wordsearch as well all for free.
Don't forget to check out the classified ads
Kept up to date every week by Moonglum
With enough clubs and societies and meeting places
To entertain everyone including your mum.
There are film reviews, poetry, researcher stories and more
Recipes, fortunes, meet round-ups, so many items I could boast
It's really the best place to catch up with all the gossip
A newspaper like no other it's got to be THE POST.
