SMILEY! THIS IS THE TEMPLE OF THE GREAT SMILEY!! SMILEY IS A DEITY!!IT MUST BE WORSHIPPED!! →The Temple← 
The Hierarchy of the Cult:
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Archbishop (1)
Bishop (1/Sect)
High Priest/Priestess (2/Sect) | | | |
Priest/Priestess (4/Sect)
Disciple
Minion
Any other concievable position!
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Anyone who joins can also be granted the rank of a Missionary, Inquisitor, or Crusader
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We need (a few) bigger Smileys!
We need unfuzzy big smileys!
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| | | | | | | | | | | Net-esis 1
- In the beginning Smiley created the world and the web.
- And the web was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the apparitional avatar of Smiley moved upon the face of the web.
- And Smiley said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
- And Smiley saw the light, that it was good, and Smiley divided the light from the darkness. And the evening and morning were the first day.
- And Smiley called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night.
- And Smiley said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the web, and let it divide the web from the web."
- And Smiley made the firmament, and divided web which was under the firmament from the web that was above the firmament, and it was so.
- And Smiley called the firmament Online. And the evening and morning were the second day.
- And Smiley said, "Let the waters under the Online be gathered unto one place, and let the Offline appear," and it was so.
- And Smiley called the Offline Real Life, and Smiley saw that it was good.
- And the evening and the morning were the third day.
- And Smiley said, "Let there be computers in the firmament of Online, and let them be for signs, for Operating Systems, and for Web Browsers, and for Email, and Websites.
- And let them be for Login in the firmament of Online to give Web Access unto the earth," and it was so.
- And there wre Computers, and Smiley saw that they were good.
- And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
- And Smiley said, "Let the web bring forth abundantly the Websites that hath HTML, and Programmers that may create the code in the open firmament of Online."
- And Smiley created Newsgroups, and every Site in existence, which the web brought forth abundantly, and every Programmer after His own kind, and Smiley saw that is was good.
- And Smiley blessed them, saying," Be productive, and create, and fill the web, and let Programmers multiply the Offline and fill Online with interesting Websites."
- And the evening and morning were the fifth day.
- And Smiley said, " Let the Offline bring forth every living human after his kind," and Smiley saw that it was good.
- And Smiley said," Let us make Emoticons in our image, after our likeness."
- So Smiley created Emoticons in his own image, in the image of Smiley he created them, happy and sad he created them.
- And Smiley blessed them, and Smiley said unto them," Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the Offline, and subdue it, and have dominion over the users of AIM, and YIM, and over ICQ, and over MSNIM.
- And Smiley said," Behold, I have given you every emotion bearing yellow, which is upon the face of Online, and every IM, and every emotion in every IM."
- And to every Newsgroup of the Online, and to every Site of the web, and every ISP in the Offline, was given Code, and it was so.
- And Smiley saw everything that He had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
The 10 Commandments
- Thou shalt not create viruses, nor shall thou knowingly pass on a virus to thy neighbor or fellow man's computer.
- Thou shalt not flame.
- Thou shalt not troll.
- Thou shalt not spam.
- Honor thy computer and thy ISP, that thy days be long upon the Internet which the Great Smiley giveth thee.
- Thou shalt not destroy another's computer.
- Thou shalt not sign on to another's account.
- Thou shalt not use another's code without permission.
- Thou shalt not while online lie about Real Life.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's computer, nor his Internet connection,nor his web page, nor his job, nor his mouse, nor his printer, nor his moniter, not anything that is thy neighbor's.
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