Calamities and Chaos
Well, have learnt the rudiments of how to do this, so it must be time to make this whole thing look like a new pair of shiny stilletto heels!
I was right about this place, as well. Everybody's so very friendly! I feel right at home already. I came in having only one friend and already I've met so many other interesting people-I mean, a Queen of the Fairies as Guardian Angel! Where I come from, the woman in charge is a mildly doddery old bird with a tendency to self-absorption...
And even if Arthur hasn't been very friendly since I got here
, I know he doesn't really mean it and he's secretly glad to see me . His friend Mina - Muse Of Bondage seems much more interesting, my kind of lady. I can see I shall be spending a lot of time in the dungeon if I'm not careful
! I always find places like that so fascinating! (Probably shouldn't admit that in public, should I!)
What Is This All About?
Thankfully, I have absolutely no idea why we are here, so have no guilt in having fun. Existential angst I shall leave to others, and if any of you succeed in working out the answer to life, the universe and everything, please don't hesitate not to tell me-I'll be to busy partying to actually care!
Words to Live By
- A girl can never have enough pairs of shoes
- Never let them catch you doing anything for yourself-they will expect you to do it again sometime
- Parties are essential to the well-being of people and cats alike, and therefore doubly essential to me
It will come as no surprise to some, but I still feel I should point out that I am, officially, the sleaziest person on H2G2.
Anyway, I think I've run on quite enough, and I've just thought of two other people to annoy!
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
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| Trollop | Dec 7, 2003 |
| Doubly essential? | Jun 25, 2002 |
| Greetings, Calamity Schrodinger! | Jan 27, 2002 |
| Who let you in? | Nov 2, 2000 |
| Where have you gone now? | Oct 27, 2000 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| Post your results here. | Aug 6, 2003 | Oct 20, 2011 |
| Bog Etiqutte - The Floater | Nov 20, 2003 | Sep 2, 2006 |
| "Gonna get me some cardboard boxes, | No Posting | Jul 20, 2006 |
| Beer and Clothing in Las Vegas* | No Posting | Apr 24, 2006 |
| In a sense, it all started with a box... | No Posting | Dec 7, 2005 |
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