h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

o while I await the arrival of the Mouseling (6 weeks to go!) here is a picture of The Bump.

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m462/minichessemouse/bump34weeks_zps5457e79f.jpg

mini

bloody magic
wishing all 3 of you the best of everything for the future

3 = you/boyfriend/baby

What Prof said.

Teehee - is that one of those bumps that doesn't show from behind because it's standing straight out forwards? Looks mighty fine!

Looks like all the added weight is in the Bump.
(I retained water like a sponge, and was constantly hungry. Gained waaaayyy too much, both times: 25 kg)
Congratulations on such a cute bump!

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how many hours in 6 weeks ?

Nice Bump!
6 weeks...
*looks at calendar, painstakingly counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6*
Wow, that won't leave much time to Mouseling to write his/her letter to Santa, then!
Although it does make a nice present for you and Boyfriend.
Will you wrap the little one in colourful paper and place him/her under the tree?

You call that a bump?

It's huge!

You could go into the Lake District lie down and call yourself 'the Lost Wainwright'!

Alfster 'it's huge' is probably fairly high on the list of 'things never to say to a woman'!

Alfster 'it's huge' is probably fairly high on the list of 'things never to say to a woman'

On the other hand, if you would say that to a bloke that position on the list might be somewhat reversed

sorry Mini, a lovely bump to you all

s off to go back to

Z



I think it depends on what the question is...

Also, I think the worst thing one could say is:-

'Huge...that's so huge it's got its own gravity well'

And when there's a chance of getting your weekly Wainwright based gag in then one can't turn it down...

It's a lovely bump, Mouse! Nearly there!