h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The votes from Silsden are for serios stuff this week

392 Politics; Republicans out to extinguish centrist tendencies [pedro7]
393 Polls reiterate obvious truth: electorate can't think [Doc U]
380 People Really Ought To Educate Children, Thanks [Yelbakk]

And today Kew-North-By-Thames gets it's votes in early, as away from Monday until Thursday.... and the votes for PROTECT are

3 points for Neri_aracro for
'Protesters Rallying Over Terrorism Expect Challenges Tonight'

2 points for Doc U for
'Polls Reiterate Obvious Truth: Electorate Can't Think'

1 point for Vestboy for

'Patients Really Ought To Expect Correct Therapy'

I thank you

MMF

PROTECT

386b Icy North: Privatised rail operators test Einstein's chaos theory.

393 Doc U: Polls reiterate obvious truth: electorate can't think.

388a Tsarina: Passion rages over temptress exhibiting carnal tendencies.

And that was 1 of the toughest weeks I can remember for lots of good entries. Good to see Neri back

PROTEST

- Icy North (386)

Privatised Rail Operators Test Einstein's Chaos Theory.

- Vestboy (383)

Patients Really Ought To Expect Correct Treatment.

- Neri-Aracro (381)

Professional Racers Orchestrate Triumphant English Racing Team.

Totally agree with BC - it gets more and more difficult to choose every week Well done everyone

I am going to vote for two weeks together because I forgot to vote for clear

CLEAR
1st Christianity: Love Everybody, Always, Regardless. B'Elena
2nd Cats Like Eating All Rodents. Vestboy
3rd Cash Lets Economists Argue Rowdily


PROTECT
1st Privitised Rail Operators Test Einstein's Chaos Theory. Icy North (so sayeth a Virgin user)
2nd Polls Reiterate Obvious Truth: Electorate Can't Think. Doc U
3rd Prophetic Restaurant Otters Tell Elephants: Custard Tomorrow. The Mayan Templar-because it gave me a much needed dose of levity in an otherwise worrying week (Four more years )

Thank you, kind lady. I will try to maintain the balance.

Shall I start the voting for TODAY:

Another very difficult choice, but my points go to Doc U's superb timing.

1. (411a) Title of deceased: Arafat, Yasser (Doc U)
2. (410b) Tragic Occurence! - Dealt A Yarborough! (Harpo) - have you considered a sacrifice bid, Harpo?
3. (407) Takes Ornaments Down After Yuletide! (Tsarina)

Cheers, Icy

TODAY

- Doc U (411)

Title Of Deceased: Arafat, Yasser

- Harpo (410)

Tragic Occurence - Dealt A Yarborough!

- Blackberry Cat (401)

Triumphant Osama Damns All Yankees.


Another tough one

Another very difficult decision

Title of deceased: Arafat, Yasser - Doc U

Temperamental opera diva attempts yodelling. - Fathom

Triumphant Osama damns all Yankees. Blackberry Cat

Ok! After much delibration here in Kew-North-By-Thames, the voting on TODAY is as follows

HarpoNotMarx, 3 points for
'Tony's Oratory Defended Aberrant Yanks'

DocU, 2 points for
'Today: One Day After Yesterday'

tsarina, one point for
'Takes Down Ornaments After Yuletide'

Thus ends the voting from here.

MMF

Shall I start the voting for SUSPECT...


1. (421) Scooby undoes spooks, phantoms - excellent cartoon tales (Harpo)
2. (420b) Stand Up Straight Pupils! Exhorts Class Teacher! (Tsarina)
3. (415) Sexy underwear satisfies people: especially common tarts! (Neri)

Cheers, Icy

Votings for SUSPECT

Soviet Union spies penetrate English cipher text - Icy North

Slippery umbrella slides perilously - expect cold trousers - Vestboy

Students uncover stupid propositions enduring communist theories - Rosemary

Gold Soviet Union spies penetrate English cipher text - Icy North
Silver Stand Up Straight Pupils! Exhorts Class Teacher! - Tsarina
Bronze Suitable unmentionables support people's chilly torsos - B'elana

The Results for 'Today' are on A3285713

And The Roll Of Honour is on A2664614

(and if your name is missing off the list, then please let me know!!!!)

MMF

And so I don't miss the deadline this week, the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for SUSPECT are as follows.

Icy Nort- 3 points for
'Soviet Union Spies Penetrate English Cypher Text'
neri-aracro- 2 points for
'Sexy Underwear Satisfies People: Especially Common Tarts'
tsarina- 1 pont for
'Subject Under Surveillence Perpetrates Elaborate Confusion tactics!'

So ends the voting from Kew-North-By-Thames.

MMF

Suspect votes
1st HarpoNotMarx Scooby undoes spooks, phantoms,-excellent cartoon tales
2nd Icy North Soviet Union spies penetrate English cipher text
3rd tsarina Stand up straight pupils1 exhorts class teacher.

SUSPECT

(421)HarpoNotMarx: Scooby undoes spooks, phantoms - excellent cartoon tales.

(415a) neri_aracro: Should umpires start penalising 'extrovert' competitors tantrums?

(419b) The Mayan Templar: Scantily uniformed scientists proposition elegantly coifed technicians.

427a Vestboy Someone used soap powder excessively - Cleaning terrorist!

418 B’Elana Suitable unmentionables support people's extremely chilly torsos

413 b Icy North Shut up, Straw. Perhaps Europe can think!

Shall I start the voting for STAMP...

1. (440b) Spotty toadstools are mostly poisonous (Vestboy)

2. (448b) Snarling Tebbit - Ancient Mewling Polecat (Harpo)

3. (437) Surreal telegrams acquire marmalade peapods. (Fathom)

Cheers, Icy