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BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2014
Rain pounds on my roof.
Fog drapes the world in cotton.
I reach for more chips.
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clare Posted Jan 21, 2014
Found this quite a while ago on the web - not sure if someone here directed us there.
It is written by a little girl I think, maybe 7 years old, whose class was asked to write haikus.
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now??
The teacher who posted it is on facebook so I cannot find out any more about it.
http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/05/haiku.jpg
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2014
I'm laughing out loud
With a yellow LOLlipop
In my freckled hand.
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myk Posted Jan 23, 2014
I shine with the sun
I dine with grey clouds sometimes
I burn toast for fun
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clare Posted Jan 23, 2014
Oh! You are the one!
You burned my raisin nut toast!
Bean sprouts for me, then.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 24, 2014
Bad cooks are alike.
You can't eat what they prepare.
Best order take-out.
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clare Posted Jan 24, 2014
The moon is beauty;
full and lovely is the moon.
Snow sparks lavender.
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myk Posted Jan 24, 2014
The sun is friendship
ever does the fire burn bright
each rose petal flame
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 24, 2014
Lead snowflakes tumble,
Punching holes in roofs. Snowballs
Too heavy to throw
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 24, 2014
Twenty chickens pull
Large wagon through Kentucky.
Colonel Sanders feasts.
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myk Posted Jan 25, 2014
Clare 590 was 
! 
I see 5-9-3
A void where once a spark shone
Silence after BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 25, 2014
Silence is golden?
Tin must be Tin Pan Alley.
What is silver, then?
[Cue the William Tell Overture 
]
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myk Posted Jan 25, 2014
Five silver Mecs buys:
One brick from a camels back!
The answer is "tea"!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 26, 2014
Teas of India,
Belov'd the world over. Drink!
Savor! Add whiskey!
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myk Posted Jan 26, 2014
It is sacrilege
Indian chai should pure!
Irish coffee please!? :P
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myk Posted Jan 26, 2014
It is sacrilege
Indian chai should be pure!
Irish coffee please!? :P
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- 583: clare (Jan 21, 2014)
- 584: clare (Jan 21, 2014)
- 585: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 21, 2014)
- 586: myk (Jan 23, 2014)
- 587: clare (Jan 23, 2014)
- 588: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 24, 2014)
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