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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 17, 2013
The universe knows,
But tells us not. Signals
We send make them laugh.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 18, 2013
In worlds far away,
They see our shows with dismay.
"Let's not visit earth!"
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myk Posted Oct 19, 2013
far off sands of time
nomads roam in solitude
are my sandels cool?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2013
Sandals made of sand
Dissolve if worn in water.
Best to wade barefoot.
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myk Posted Oct 20, 2013
James Bond dives under -
His Lotus: a submarine
Modern time; we drive
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myk Posted Oct 20, 2013
Grown!
"Modern times"
All i seem to do.
Correcting myself. Sorry!
It's always too late!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 21, 2013
I do not notice
Your typos until after
You point them out, Lofts.
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myk Posted Oct 22, 2013
For every typo
If i could have a lunch break.
No more work for me! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2013
Let's have lunch some time.
The menu may have typos.
Avoid the fried lice.
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myk Posted Nov 15, 2013
tea at the Ritz, rignt?
Or shall i chose this time?
Greasy spoon a crime?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 15, 2013
Diners have meatloaf.
Chinese love moo goo gain pan.
I eat crow sometimes.
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myk Posted Nov 19, 2013
fish are dead tasty
people are alive sometimes
do peanuts have souls?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 22, 2013
If peanuts had souls,
I would be in deep trouble
At the Pearly Gates.
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myk Posted Nov 25, 2013
At the Pearly Gates!
My soul sings the blues: In D!
Who wants a straw hat?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 26, 2013
If oysters had souls,
Would they pass easily through
The Pearly Gates? Yes?
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myk Posted Nov 26, 2013
I see walls and pits
the chains weight pulls me aground
Are there gates from Hell?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 26, 2013
Dust is relative.
My relatives are dust or
On their way, alas!
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myk Posted Nov 26, 2013
My relatives hunt
Bison teem great astral plains
My flint needs a knap
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