h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Carts in her rocking chair as well.*

*stands at respectful distance.*

Sir, mam, *bobs hat*

*picks up knitting*

Knitting? KNITTING? Actually could you do us a pair of mittens...

or a scarf

No I have a scarf somewhere.... Though it is purple.........

Yes but my scarf has holes in it

Ah, so its one order for scarf and one for mittens then

Yes, please

though I have been shown this before how do you knit?

or even better how do you sew?

*looks at her knitting*


Charlies' new jumper is coming along quite well

good question! Well you take the needles and *poke* Ouch! btter not ask me

*pokes Jack with a knitting needle*

ouch not good mate... though at least you have a nice jumper coming ... personally I just need some nice socks and even better some buttons sewing on....

*Slaps Jack and Ena on the back of the legs*

That's dangerous!!


*puts the knitting needles away*

find the nearest women and go for the puppy dog pathetic look

Not you lil........

yeah but mate I go for the puppy dog look and people throw me a bone or a stick and say fetch

*s Jack*