h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cal has gone off in search of percival and left me here on my own *waits for everyone to hand in their CV's for the job of keeping him company *


also, fat guy has completely gone to war over using the computer, hence me not being online as much

also, had my hair cut! Looks a bit like tom cruise in MI2

yes, thats right a sort of floppy mop thing

anything else? Ummmmmmmmmmmm











No, too lazy

TTFN

Jack x

Ps. Oh yes.... Had a dream about GB very disturbing *s leaving everyone to wonder what the dream was about*

This dream, did I have a dagger in my hands? It may have be prophetic.

Hiya Jack... ... bye Jack..

No Gb, you had a towel *grins* a fluffy one

Hmm, was I using it to smother you?

No *giggles* *pokes* So, do you have any illegal sort of drugs that'll stop me aching?

Nothing in your price-range.

oh

*rubs his forehead and aches*

I'll just have to keep whinging then, and I'll have you know all these appearances mean I type which makes my fingers hurt *pokes you again for the sake of it since he hasnt got cal to poke*

Quit it, your poking is distracting me from my great work.

*puppy dog eyes* but I'm all ill and pitiful and theres no-one else here to poke

But you're holding back my great creation: 6 entries on each of the Star Trek series. One day thet'll be worshipped like the bible.

I'll help *hopeful look* and wont even make you credit me, honsetly I'm all bored and lonely and if you're nice I'll leave you something in my will and yes, I have things worth wanting

Read them and tell me what you think. TOS: A5398428 TAS: A5431042 TNG: A5504537

Well that'll keep me busy *giggles* cant do it all now I've decided to go do something else in the end but I read through your TNG one, you didnt mention Data's cat spot! tch, amature *grins* its good from what I can see

Looks like you exhausted Jack

I exhausted him?! I'm the one who's writing these bl**dy things!

You asked him to read them.. you tired him out.. poor love

Typical of GB...tut tut...

Howdy Jack!!!
It's great to see you online!!!

Oi i tryed to phone on "your new" phone thingy and i've got nowhere

So i'll say hello again and try again later

RJR

PS glad to see you around again

Hey Jack, I can post you the lyrics of a Star Trek song if it'll make you laugh, I did post it to Cal's singing thread so you may of seen it