h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..... 245.8 miles away from the person I love.

And since that journey includes the beautiful M25 thats got to be more than four hours of driving

I demand we make england smaller so it isnt so far

*folds arms and taps foot in an 'we're all waiting' manner practised by teachers everywhere*





*sulks*








It isnt working!

Even the sulking isnt working!


*sighs*


I shall have to formulate a new plan

-Jack x

Smaller? The entire U.K. already looks pretty tiny to me.

It might be a little less than 4 hours, and just think of the reception when you get there!

Reception?


Theres a reception to be organised?



Well no one told me there'd have to be a reception



I was counting on that, I mean it's a big thing organising a reception


*goes off to worry about organising a reception*

Not that kind of reception, silly!

A happy and and generally happy reception


But if you feel generous enough to throw a party.. weeeelll..

If you send a courior I'll do the food

Oh God 'ERE we go again

*'s Jack*

*joins in the *

This can all be summed up by the Theory of Relativity...

: When spending time with a loved one, an hour passes as quick as a minute, yet when sitting on something like, say, hot coals, a minute can feel like an hour...


Everything in life is relative...ask Einstein.

Just popped into thread as an excuse to Jack... lol...
Hope all is well darlin'....

Since when have we needed and excuse to Jack?

That's true lil...
Just that I'd lost touch along the way....

Then you give him all the s you want love...

Will do lil......

And a big for lil.... oh, and a ....x

Big s back..

Night love, take care

245.8 miles? That's about 400km, I guess. That's *nothing*.

What do you mean "nothing"???
400kms is flippin' far!
Mind you, I guess it all comes back to Relativity...

Well, my ex and I once drove 1300km, went to a party, then drove back home the next day. Yes, it's all down to relativity...

By jove!

Must've been some party...