h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOps, havent been on too much



Better do some ACEing....

How've all you naughty critters been doing?

I'm going through a "blah" patch- lack of enthusiasm. Need to get myself drawing more again

Need to actually finish some of these unfinished projects.....

Tired. And my kittykats done something funny to his leg. (on top of them having done something nasty to a toad and made himself ill thing). Think he may have been attacked.

Must must must must finish projects.......

Finally got fed up of LINUX on my laptop because it was too complicated to make programs I like and am use to run on it. Stuck an XP disk in that came with a PC and was told I have to confirm it within 30 or I wont be able to use it....... ! since when did they start doing that? Laptop is connected to internet so cant do it that way! And.... all I have is the disk (which is only meant to be used with dell PCs....) so how can I confirm it? Answer:Cant!

Anyone know any sneaky ways round this...........? *cough*

Anywhos. Must do more art. Must finish projects. MUSNT EAT ALL CHOCOLATES IN A FRENZY.

lindor chocs are so addictive........

Tell me how you lot are then, your turn! TTFN

-Jack x

*taps the screen*

Hey whos this on hootoo

I dont know who is it? Tony Curtis?

ahhahhh the Tony Curtis allways like him in films, so then tony how are you, between projects???/

Nope. It can't be Tony Curtis. I just saw him at our local McDonald's, being all artsy-fartsy with his chips and some ketchup.

Hey young feller, it's aboot time you dropped in. I was thinking I'd have to try phoning. And you KNOW I dislike thinking.

So it seems, yes.... yes.... who are you again?

And now who is this madman with the threats???

Wheres my personal bodygaurd??

Cal??? CAL!!!! Guard me from the mad fans!

*flees before the vicious and ravenous guard-duckies can arrive *

~ waves ~ at everyone's TRUE hero, ... Jack !!!

Jack!!!!


I've nice-ified.

Hi Jack
Seems like ages since we last spoke.

Oooh looky Hello little snail, where have you been hiding?

*walks in, in his dark suit, big over coat and wearing sunglasses and an ear piece and stands looking all mean and menecing behind Jack*

Mean and menacing? Is that why your hiding behind Jack?

Hey jack good to ee you again

Venus I am standing behind Jack to protect him from any rear attacks people just come over all silly and can't control themselves when they see his sexy hiney


Reef, Good to ee you? *frowns* I hope thats not going to be painful


*looks a little meaner*

Is tha so. It would'nt have nothing to do with YOU admiring the veiw from behind then?

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Me? admire the view as if I would *admires the view*

I meant good to SEE you, I have no idea why the 'S' was missed

Hi Jack darlin'...
Did you celebrate Justins birthday yesterday??? (17th)
Good to "see" you babes... mwah..