h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, Monsy, I believe that's "SHE sells..."

Also, did you notice that "She sells seashells by the seashore" has neither an N nor an M in it?

[mew] "Mew!"

[male] }He says, "Yes I did."{

and not the first pepper....
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick??
monsy

Billy Buttons bought a buttered biscuit.
Did Billy Buttons buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Buttons bought a buttered biscuit,
where's the buttered biscuit Billy Buttons bought?

Pika?

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

(a brief intermission)"Rubber baby buggy bumpers"*3 times fast*

(Now back to our story) "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

NM

[Mew makes a heroic attempt to use mewing to say "chuck," fails, and takes matters into his own hands by reading NM's mind. Nobody notices except Mewtwo (the male).]

[male] }Erm, Mew, would you happen to know what NM means?{

[mew] "Mew!"

[Vekura] {Then would you mind TELLING us!?}

[mew] "Mew mew!"

[male] }Oh, great! He's put a psychic block around NM's mind so nobody else can read it!{

[Mew giggles]

"Woodchuck".....local name for the Southwestern US "Prarie Dog".

How they got the misnomer "woodchuck" is anybodys' guess...as they are burrowing animals, and there is no wood to "chuck" in the area!LOL

"Chuck"......colloquial term for "eat"!

"Share and Enjoy"!

NM

"Chuck" doesn't mean "Eat" in America.

hehe!! seems our master plan to sidetrack has begun working
monsy

I understand the modern conotation of the word "chuck", YK.....but in my younger years(when this little line was written)it meant "eat"!

NM

What does NM mean?

A grasshopper jumps into a bar, leaps up onto a seat and the barman looks at him with a wry smile. The barman leans over to the grasshopper and says "Hey bud - we have a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper says "What... Kevin?"

ROFL!!! hehe!! good one...
a $5 bill walks into a bar and sits down at the counter...the bartender walks up looks at him and says 'we don't serve your kind here' the $5 bill looks a bit puzzled and then the bartender says 'can't you read the sign? we only serve singles'
monsy

A horse trots into a bar and the barman looks at her and says 'Why the long face?'
or...
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the barman looks at her and says 'Why the long face?'

A man walks into a bar and says, "What does NM stand for?" The barman says, "He stands for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

A bowl of cereal walks into a bar. The barman says, "You're breakfast. We don't serve breakfast here."

[both simultaneously] }{I haven't got a suitable bar joke but I hope my spouse does.{}

Two blondes walk into a bar: you'd think one of them would've seen it.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any grapes?" The barman says, "No." so the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any grapes?" The barman, a bit annoyed now, says "No" so the duck leaves. The next day is Sunday, so the bar's closed, but on Monday the duck walks back into the bar and says "Got any grapes?" The barman says, "No, and if you come back in and say that again I'm going to staple your beak to the bar!" The next day the duck, amazingly, comes back and says, "Got any staples?" The barman, a bit thrown off, says, "Er, no." The duck says, "Got any grapes?"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

NM