h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

there has been a secret attack by the tomatoes, they crept in to my room, there are tomatoe seeds everywhere, Really! i don't know how they got there, its very suspicios

Hmm... sounds like they are trying to plant some hidden troops behind the lines... dispose of the seeds quickly.... it's the trojan horse approach.

i throught there was something odd, only 3 days now till opperation take over the fridge, i suggest after we have won we pronounce fred as king and proclaim a public holiday with cake for all

I second that proposal. Would there be biscuits with the cake?....

Biscuits for all

Then I'm behind you 100 percent

and i'm in front of you

Good. So lead the way.

Biscuits could be a problem. Have they got raisins in them? Raisins are notoriously untrustworthy. And biscuits brainwash easily.

I am firmly oppossed to the inclusion of raisens in the biscuits as well. Custard cream would be the ideal tactical solution.

We are victorios! Today Fred is crowned king of the fridge! There is much regoicing and talks of government are forming, but Fred will have supreme power, naturally.

Hoorah! Now is the time of Fred!!!!!
Now, a decision must be made.... Should the armies of Fred move on to occupy the spice cupboard? or should we concentate on defending the fridge?

sent he peas and brocly ot the spice cupbord(nice and expendible) and use the rest to defend the fridge.

But the broccoli (how many different ways have we spelled that so far?) was the cause of this whole thing, so they are being tortured at Fred's pleasure. The onions are a good substitute.

Use any thing but the strong blue cheese(ya know the smelly one) shoud defend the fridge.

I agree. Also, scouts of green grapes should be sent out for some recon. Hostages should be taken, and juiced until they reveal any defense strategies they have.

yea juce em till they talk and eat the survivers(I still cant spell)

I think the other members of the fridge would have something to say about that.

They won't, if they know what's good for them

The spices have a sectret weopan, but we don't know what it is. I suggest we send in spies. But back in the fridge the strong smelling second in command Gregory is acting extremely suspicios, Fred susspects him of planning to take over the throne for himself, perhapse we should eat him and ask questions later.