h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes....But what a way to go!And what did you miss on Crete?
shazz

Hey guys.....is there anywhere I can hide out around here?.....Just till the heat dies down.

I didn't mean to cause that little problem a Vegieman's place......it was a accident, I swear! But I'm afraid he won't see it that way!

HELP!!!!

NM

You're welcome. It might not be too safe though.

An incident in Crete....

Damn!! Am I too late for the party? PLEASE!!!! I must have fell asleep in the other party and only found out it had moved now.

Nope....you are still here in plenty of time..just as well you woke up after the little incident with NM and those knives!*-)
shazz

yes, just as well, very good you woke up when you did
now on to the real question here.......WHO GAVE NM THE SHARP OBJECTS TO PLAY WITH??!!??.........SHAZZ?????????????
monsy

Just went down to the 'coffeeshop'. Anyone for a piece of cake ??

hehh heh - if its spacecakkkkkkkke ;p
-saffire

WOHOO!!! Ok then. I will just duck down to the shop and get some alcohol. Anyone want anything while I am gone?

A brace of super models and a tin whistle

Could you bring Seven of Nine with you ???

In that case I'll have Quark please......he has that certain *je ne sais quois*
shazz

Shazz, that is more info than I needed to hear.

I think I might go for something out of Babylon 5, maybe Zathras

Good grief!!He certainly speaks well LOL
shazz

Ah, no one speaks to poor Zathras.

Thats probably because nobody can understand what he is saying *laughs*....must be the appaling teeth he has
shazz

There's an ominous banging on the door..........the music skips and stops. Loonytunes & Monsy step nervously to the door, hesitate, for a minute.
and another passes, then a minute that seemed to last an hour.......passed.
Then with hands shaking they opened the door, only to reveal................................................................Obscure with a case of beer, 2 bottles of gin, a sample from the lake of Bliss, and an Abba CD.
Obscure boogies himself over to the stereo, humming 'Waterloo', and puts on Abba..........???

*looks at Obscure for but a moment then runs towards him*....why Obscure!!!, you've brought refreshments and more tunes!!! LET'S DANCE!!!
OH OH Afternoon Delighttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
*drags Obscure to the dancefloor for a quick whirl*
monsy

ooooooo - is that DANCING QUEEN im hearing from the record player?????!!!!!
-saffire
welcome to the party obscure

hellooooo, is this request-time ???

O.k. Can you put on Kungfu fighting please Monsy....?