h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes sir,I can boogie,but I need that certain song....I can booogie,boogie woogie,all night looooooooonng .........sorry I'm late.....but,hey, I'm here now Wowbagger.....you've got a really cool pair of flares there Any chance of trying them on.......just for old times sake?

it's about darn time shazz!!!! thought you didn't like us anymore
monsy

Sorry! Work has been a real drag! I need another holiday already ;-(
But I'm here now .....lets party

GREAT!!
you will need to put on this groovie seventies wardrobe though
*hands shazz her new duds and returns to dance floor to boogy down with her bad self*
monsy

oh WOW!!.....Isn't this what Oliver Neutron Bomb wore in the Grease Film......hang on~~~~~~~~~~~I just need to wriggle into it!.......give us a hand here Wowbagger

hands shazz the bottle of massage oil for wowbagger to administer as needed
monsy

Did someone say..... massage oil?
Yay Shazz! Good to see ya! Let me help you into those tight duds....

Hey... another party, while i was away!
I had to follow the leftover vodka fish heads you all left to find my way here.....

*Looks around for the nearest corner.... finds a beer matt... and starts to meld...*

Thats great Keep going Wowbagger,I've nearly got into these tight trousers now .....just one more heave and I'm there!

and does Matt like being called a *beer* matt BTW MM!!

*Bursts through the door clutching a half-empty beer can and goes round hugging everyone like they're long-lost relatives*

HI EVERYONE! ITS ME!! HOORAY!

*falls over*

*gets up*

*falls over*

*goes round the room hugging everyone again*

I think I'll join MM in hiding in the corner.
You guys are scaring me

of course its scary. It's a 70's disco!

Now crank up those Bee Gees!........

"stayin' alive...stayin' aliveeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
*grabs MM and Swiv dragging them to the dancefloor*....."you two don't think you are going to get by with hiding in the corner now do you??!!", "Now DANCE!!!!"
*shoves fishies in their mouths before they have a chance to voice a complaint*
monsy

Noooooo....... i can't ddaaaaaannnnceee..........

noooooo 'fraid

*stumbles in past the beads hangin in the doorway*
ooopsiesssss sorry havent gotten the hang of these platforms yet
ah so heres where the partys at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-saffire

You're doing well saffire, you're doing well! Watch out for that..... oh no it took me ages to make that sculpture!

"shake your goove thingggg....shake your groove thinggggg!!!!!"
*dances out of control on the floor dragging MadMunk and Swiv behind her*

Daaaaaaaaaaance youself dizzy,this is boooooooooooooogaloooooo
*puts in large false teeth* HA HA HA HA shtaying alive,shtaying alive.......HA HA HA HA ......oops,shorry.........where the h**l did those teeth go!