h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know why the teas are on a slope, don't you?

So I can flump in my chair and schlurp them all effortlessly.

A terrible waffler? But that's what you do best!

Does that chipmunk get overtime?



Yeah. Well. Trin waffles like a pro.

Ha'ver </>, when one is composing one's posts in one's official capacity as Hootoo Boff Meister Supreme

*pause for effect*

... then one has the turn of phrase so poifickly poifected that one is succinct, and to-the-point and just generally all-roundedly Shakespearean in his wit.






... or as Dorothy Parker (whoever she is ) once said: Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Hi all!

Have I rather skillfully avoided all the actual work, or is there anything left to do?

There's still tea to be drunk There may even still be some cake...

And there's wilful overuse of dramatic rodents to be observed

*mumbles something with his mouth full of cake*

The dramatic chipmunk can be used too much?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhUl8QM4xY

Y...

No. Of course not

I thought we were having waffles.... with maple syrup and lemon juice and mashed bananas please (and add tahini for Wilma ).

Redecoration! Me fayvrit!
You need more knick knacks. You can never have enough knick knacks.
*searches vest pocket for suitable knick knack... pulls out something nondescript and smelly*
You haven't already got one of these have you?

I don't know...

I can't get close enough to see what it is

I found it. It was lost. I know that because I saw someone looking for it. It's probably valuable... to the person who was looking for it.

Aaaahhhhh... 'lost' lost

Lost and smelly.

...and a bit damp. But as you're my friend I'll let you have it.













Cheap.

Awwwww... thankyou

Got back after a brief absence - and it's a 25 percent reduction in badges? I know the Eds have got very much better things to be doing... but wouldn't they do both at the same time?

Not that I have any idea how these things work

*pokes PS*

S'not very radical.

Bit rubbish infact.

Make it do stuff

It's still at the planning stage. You can't just rush into these things.

Well, obviously you can just rush into these things.

Got your paint splodges off yet?

Whooooo get her!

Er...no

As I'm on holiday in Canada at the moment (was that a bit unsubtle?) I'd suggest you go for a Canadian theme. Mounties and moose are popular here. There's a lot of water too. Will you have a water feature?

He'd need a smug smiley or badge then too. And something to pat himself on the back with.