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Various stuff has happened.....

....I went to Spain....

....I went on a yoga weekend (actually that was long ago but I feel like mentioning it)....

....Khamsin and Anthea are getting married!....

....I joined the Magician's Guild....

....they're making a FILM OUT OF "QUEEN BEES AND WANNABES"!....

....I have decided to boycott Somerfield....

why boycotting it? and does that include Kwicksave too, as its the same company...

yes, I am getting Married

and the Magicians guild is fun

Yay wedding!

I may be a little late as I have yoga on Tuesdays... however if I can possibly be there I will. I told Anthea, I'll be getting you a set of sombreros. They are the way forward!

Magicians guild is fun.... oh by the way are you supposed to train me or do we just wander around?

Ach, Somerfield. I heard their advert on the radio, it has a nudge-nudge wink-wink thing about "I don't fancy faggots".... sickening. Aren't we supposed to be a progressive society round here?

yeah... maybe I should boycott it too... but as I never go there anyways

it doesn't matter what time you turn up... as long as its before we lock best man and maid of honour in a room

I'm supposed to train you... though TB can do that too...

I will be training properly once I have finished my weapon... maybe I should go make my room... and then people can see why Lycan doesn't sleep there

bah, if Joe C comes anywhere near Feuille I will be there with my metal claws...!

No, of course I'm not bringing metal claws to the ceremony....

Hah, we KNOW why Lycan doesn't sleep there. Elandra!

ok so thats one of the reason for Lycan sleeping there

and Jordan is the best man, not Joe C

Oops sorry. That's what you get when one person does all the organising!

I still haven't decided who to seduce...

how about Alicia...

I really don't want Wolf and Alicia together

Hmmm... well, do Alicia's preferences tend that way...?
TB and I agreed that me and him can get together, though, maybe I could /distract/ him from her?

Tb will go after all three of you though, and wouldn't blink an eyelid

well Alicia moans overa dead guy... so who knows

dead guys? Hmmm!

TB - very true. Maybe I can try and make him monogamous to me...... unlikely though.

unless it were you and Elandra, I don't see a chance of it happening

yes, she moarns over a dead guy... not sure who he was though

To parraphrase Derek Fowlds and Basil, in some countries a man may have many wives and that is called Polygamy, where as in the west a man may have only one wife and that is called Monotony HA!HA!HA! BOOM! BOOM!

Oh, MOURNS! I thought you said MOANS!

Ahem.

OooHhH Did you enjoy your time in Spain? whereabouts dd you go?

Never been to yoga, but a friend has done it and said it's really relaxing, must try it sometime

Congrats to Khamsin and Anthea!

Have you got a link to magicians guild? I've heard of it, but don't think i've been...

Queen bees and wannabes?


I misread Somerfield and thought it said Sheffield
I started thinking what have you got against my hometown?!


sorry if you've answered some of these in the backlog, I've just read your first post

*groans at TB's "joke"*

It was Barcelona, and was great, though there was a heatwave and I got a little sunburned

Queen Bees and Wannabes is a piece of comic genius disguised as a serious psychology book for parents of teenagers. For more info go here: http://mysite.freeserve.com/black_stripes_clique/queenbee.htm

The magicians guild is.... *searches for link* A2510425