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Post 1

Researcher 233696

What the smiley - bleep are they feeding em on?????

Im sure they take small children smiley - erm

Or they are mutant spiders???

Not kidding, my brother was here earlier (he's 6ft blah blah, taller than me anyway) and i've never seen him move so fast. The spider poor defenceless creature gets eaten by the dog, (this was my dog, but is now his), but im surprised the dog actually won the fight between her and the spider. Now theres another one. Think I might ask it to move some furniture for me the big smiley - bleep. Has there been any escapees from the local petting zoo?


Here spider spider spider smiley - spider

Think it'll be content with raw meat.


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Post 2

boxing-baboon

how big was it? bigger than your hand? smiley - laugh


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Post 3

Researcher 233696

Martin it was big enough smiley - laugh


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Post 4

boxing-baboon

well most peoples homes are full of spiders. they live in the loft
where its nice a warm they only come out looking for food.with the weather getting colder they come looking lol


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Post 5

Researcher 233696

Just gonna go check on the lil un smiley - laugh

I wouldn't mind but they are fast little smiley - bleeps smiley - smiley

Think if if a get the chicken out the freezer that'll work smiley - erm


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Post 6

boxing-baboon

you wont go to sleep again crawling over ya face smiley - yuksmiley - smiley


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Post 7

Researcher 233696

You eat so many in a year anyway...it dont bother me smiley - smiley

The thing that scares me are moths


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Post 8

boxing-baboon

i hate mice smiley - grr the thought of them long tails smiley - yuk


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Post 9

boxing-baboon

yeah and when we first got our smiley - cat the bloody thing kept bringing live mice and birds in no joking about 10 in all .wouldnt mind it but its not on my menu smiley - grrsmiley - biggrin


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Post 10

Researcher 233696

Wots wrong with mice????

The tail aint an excuse smiley - laugh

Now moths......

When your walking home quite drunk they attack you...they dive bomb into for no apparent reason...they think a light bulb is the best thing since sliced bread (no i don't like they pretty shadows they make smiley - rofl)...and no matter how wide open your window is they still get in smiley - grr

Thats why I hate moths smiley - laugh


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Post 11

Researcher 233696

It's because cats think you can't find food yourself so they bring it to you smiley - laugh


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Post 12

boxing-baboon

what about butterflys then?lol


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Post 13

boxing-baboon

i dont want it smiley - ta lol


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Post 14

Researcher 233696

Butterflys are different the fly stupid neway and don't attack at night smiley - laugh

I went to this place the other month they had tropical butterflies and moths and no kidding this moth had just come out of it's cocoon thingy and it was bigger than my hand with the wing span and that and its big furry body. I smiley - bleeped meself smiley - rofl


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Post 15

Researcher 233696

Yeah but the cats think you do want it smiley - laugh

Just take the bird will ya smiley - rofl


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Post 16

boxing-baboon

you mean the bird as in female kind?smiley - biggrin yeah in the jugle the moths are massive smiley - laugh


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Post 17

Researcher 233696

im soooooooo glad i don't live there then smiley - biggrin

No the bird the cat brings smiley - dohsmiley - laugh But if the cat attracts female attention then all the better smiley - smiley

My Auntie wants me to visit her in Aussieland....Im like smiley - bleep that the moths bite out there smiley - laugh


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Post 18

boxing-baboon

yeah most things kill over there.
i watched a film about a snake called anaconda smiley - grr that was scary smiley - laugh


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Post 19

Researcher 233696

yeah but the moths bite!!!smiley - laugh

Seen the film meself is it that one with Ice cube in it? n Jennifar Lopez?


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Post 20

boxing-baboon

yeah thats the film smiley - grr i dont think snakes can really do that eh? pick ppl up and break their back and then eat them? i hope not anyway lol


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