h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...something or the other about cookies crumbling seems to cover things for the moment.

Something wrong?

Err, just you not talking to me. Or rather weren't.

Erm... not really. I was just having a lurk.

With the curt exit last night and the unsubscribing today I kind of figured I'd done something. If I haven't, that's good.

Sorry if I made you worry, it wasn't my intention. You probably have done something, but I've yet to find out about it.

Thank feck. At the risk of pissing you off, next time I ask if I've done/said something to upset you pleeeeeeeease say yes or no or bawl me out. Save me the self-inflicted mental torture.

So are you ok today?

Yes. Hows you and your hangover?

Goooooood! I have no hangover.

Cheeky sod. A stoneover? What did you get up to last night then?

Who me? You know me better than that.

Nope, I'm fine. Just watched a DVD and had a couple of cold uns. What did you get upto then?

As I said, cheeky sod.

Bloody bionic man. Had a wee spliff and watched Metallica live with headphones plugged in. Now a little deaf, don't suppose that matters much though. So hows today looking?

You know that's not true.

You're just jealous, and you love to see people suffering. Metallica? A bit of the old head-banging then? It's looking wet.

It's your most endearing quality. Yes!! Please hurt the smiley!

I wouldn't want to see you suffer, just grumble a little. I don't headbang, I rock. Same here, still got your paper trousers on?

Why do I like seeing you grovel so much? Poor little smiley, what has it ever done to you?

Nothing to grumble about, just yet. You do? I'll bet that's quite a picture.

Bit soggy.

I don't know, the ego-inflation? It gave me nightmares.

You could grumble about your lack of hangover. Exit light, enter night, grain of sand, we're off to never-never land... Sorry about that.

Just take them off then.

Possibly, or it could be what the emoticon implies. You dream of smileys?

Well that's a new one. You have mail.
Oo-er, but I'd be all nekkid.

And what does it imply? I did the other night, can't remember what the smiley was though.

What's a new one? So I see. Is that a woman with a super-imposed appendage?

And? It's liberating.

It implies grovelling. Maybe you spend too long on-site.

Complaining about a lack of hangover. Is it? I thought it was a fella.

It well could be, but...