h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So it doesn't imply anything involving tongues? It was only a sub-section of a dream, kind of Matrix-ish. Had any weird ones lately?

All that drinking and nothing to show for it, it's criminal. Awful curvy fella if it is, tiny waist, huge thighs...ah, fitness freak. Sorry.

No buts. Get em off and I'll dry them.

Maybe a little. I can never remember my dreams.

I had plenty to show for it last night. Must be a super-imposed image then, as fitness freaks tend to get large thighs, it shrinks their .

Dry what?

I fail to see it. Please explain. Do you wake up voluntarily or are you disturbed by an alarm?

Or possibly he needs the thighs to support the weight of the . Or it's an implant.

Your paper trousers. What else?

It's a little like the smiley. Voluntarily most times. Does that help?

Quite some implant, could do some real damage.

That's what I thought you meant.

Ah, the smiley. I like that one. Well, you've probably developed a habit of waking during NREM sleep, if you woke during REM you'd be more likely to remember your dreams.

Just got a horrible image.

I can give your butt a pat dry too. Not going near the front.

Hello there.

It doesn't bite. Or is that the shyness?

And hello here.

It's the shyness, that and I don't have gloves on.

How's bonnie Scotland today?

Why would you need gloves? I have a pair handy.

It was bonnie about an hour ago. Apparently it's hot in England, I got a phone call from Berwick at 10:30, 'Is it legal to sunbathe in a bra?'. Sun out where you are?

Just because I've been chopping chillis. That's handy.

What a question? Yep, it's roasting here.

You have? Like a cub scout, I'm always prepared.

I told her to wear a bikini if she was really worried, she hadn't thought of that. Ooh, you got your shorts on?

Nah, not really. You'll be dry by now, I won't need the gloves.

Why bother with a top? Nah, not yet.

*jumps in shower*

Oops!

Shared garden. Mind you, she's only got little 'uns. Not yet?

I'll make it quick.

It's gone overcast, and I don't want to be .

You will?

How's you anyway?

Couldn't you wear a jumper?

Yep, should only take me a few hours.

Very well, thank you, got my first birthday card today. Hows yourself?

Couldn't I just wait til the sun comes back out?

Wow that is quick.

Yay! I hope you didn't open it yet. I'm well too, thanks. I see there's a little trouble.

Then you'd miss those precious first moments of sunshine.

I'm tired today.

Of course I did, I'm not _that_ early. No stoneover? There's more than a little methinks, about time he was forgotten.

I don't mind.

Awwww, poor ickle thing.

You did? Nope no stoneover.
Do you think she will? She does seem a little wrapped up. Seems he's fecking with her though and that's not on.

Still not got the dusting done.

It's just presents you can't open early, and I haven't got any. Poor thing, they're great.
She won't do it quickly. I have to wonder how he sees it, is he messing on purpose or just cowardly?

You haven't? It's your bday soon though, so you should have plenty of chances then.

That's cos it's not your birthday yet. What are?

From what I've seen it looks like he enjoy's the head games.