h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a risky posting because Vip may read it and take advantage.

I have the internet in my room.

Sortof.

Basically whoever boots their computer first after a modem reset gets the internet and nobody else can use it until the modem is rebooted again.

The modem is in my room so I have power over the reboots, but then Kris' computer has more virtual memory and is faster on the boot...

So I'll be around...some

Hi guys!

hi

You're (kind of) back! Wahey!

Kris has been removed from his seat of power and Vip is never about so the internet is all mine now

Nice to be back - whats been happening with you folks?

I will be back. And the internet had better be on the communal machine (ie mine that is now in the dining room) or you will be paying the whole bill by yourself. Just to give you fair warning.

I may rant at you if I see the need. But I'm hoping that I won't. Or I may just have to wake you up when I get home. And I won't take responsibility for my self defence. I may come in armed.

Ha ha! Whole bill! By yourself!

Armed

...i have arms...

well, us 3 ladies from the oxford meet ahve been planning how to stalk you and have your babies, but apart from that, not much!

*coughs* ahem... *innocent*

Thats good, my girlfriend is dead set against having my children so I'm glad someone will do it :P

'kay Vip I'll try and remeber to get the internet onto the communal machine - but you know how my memory is :/

i have another sperm donor! Thats you and the geordie...lets see how many more i can get

er.

Guys, guys, pleeeeeeeease...

I feel over the hill at nineteen, for Ede's sake. But fourteen? You guys really need to rejoice in being kids a little while longer, guys.

1. *Indignant* I'm not a guy!
2. Who's Ede?
3. I never said anything, I was just being innocent!
4. Its all alsieboos idea!
5. Its all alsieboos fault!!!!

1. I'm 15!
2. I woun't have the kids until Rosie and I are settled
3. Thanks Kess
4. Thanks again Kess
5. Stop with the numbers already!

1.
2.
3.
4.
5. why did i do that?

1. Because
2. m'dear
3. it's
4. Highly
5. Contagious

1. i
2. t

3. i
4. s
5. ?

1. This is my journal
2. I hate numbered lists
3. Please stop it
4. Its contagious
5. You've got me doing it now