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Pub crawls are not necessarily a bad thing.

Pub crawls are a bad thing when you have 13 pints in 13 pubs, topped off with a whisky and a round of shots with Steve, because you're sorry you called Steve a dick, and you didn't mean it so of course we'll have some run.

Pub crawls are also a bad thing when you get plastered on 13 pints and a set of shots, then decide to see how much you can disturb your friends with not entirely truthful tales of sexual debauchery. In front of a glowering fiancee.

And pub crawls are probably a bad thing when you decide that if you have a daughter at any point, you're going to name her after your cousin, and decide to explain this on Facebook, leading to enquiries from your family about whether or not you've knocked up said glowering fiancee.

Oh, and don't play cock in pocket.

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Rum. Not run. Obviously.

>>Oh, and don't play cock in pocket<<

Is this one of said tales of sexual debauchery? Because I've never heard of it so it must be pretty debauched.

Do you still have a financee? If you do then she's definately The One.

Just about Z.

HI, cock in pocket is a simple game. You try and surreptitiously slip the former into the latter before exclaiming "cock in pocket!"

You have to do Seriousl Grovelling.

Very. Serious. Grovelling.

Sounds like a good night. Except for Cock in a Pocket. Which sounds like the sort of thing you should have been over when you were 7 or so.

He also posted photos on Twitter......

I did?

oh I didn't see photos

yes I did...

They can't have been that bad.

I feel so distraught at learning about the game Cock in a Pocket at my age... Definately one for the list of games to do on my next birthday party

It's a fun game for any outing. Unlike Cock in Ear.

That I have played. Had an awful earache afterwards.

I could see it really enlivening a night out with friends.... or relatives.... I'll suggest it to my family next time we're off out on the tiles... ...

HI. Once you go black, you go deaf.

they weren't bad. Just increasingly out of focus.

Unlike the other old Leeds game - played at football matches - piss in pocket.

That's a Liverpool thing isn't it?

The Leeds version has the twist of piss in pocket - crap on pitch