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Post 1

Farlander

OMG! my darwin awards article (A988798) made *headlines*! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 2

arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work!

woohoo!! well done!! smiley - bubbly


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Post 3

Viojen 2*16+1+3+6=42. Fencing-it's escrime!

smiley - cheers


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Post 4

Farlander

thank you, thank you! i'd emailed my mum a couple of days back, telling her that i had another headline article... it seemed that she failed to pay close attention to the contents of the email, because last night i got a phone call from my aunt, congratulating me for 'getting an award for your article'. after getting over my attack of hysterical laughter, i told her that i'd written an article about the *darwin awards*, and that if i had indeed *won* a darwin award, then the family should be sitting together in her living room discussing where to bury me...


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Post 5

Viojen 2*16+1+3+6=42. Fencing-it's escrime!

What what?!! You won a Darwin award? My extreme cogratulations to your dear departed self then.
And who should I send the flowers to? Or would you like a contribution in lieu of flowers?

HEY LOOK EVERYONE! Farlander's won a Darwin Award.


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Post 6

Farlander

smiley - zzz

(there's no kicks-the-bucket smiley, so you'll have to make do with the one above)

farlander winning a darwin award indeed! that would be tragic... especially since it's an ignobel i've always wanted...

oh and here's the spooky bit - how do you know i *haven't* bought the farm, and that it is actually my er, spiritual residue posting this message?


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Post 7

Viojen 2*16+1+3+6=42. Fencing-it's escrime!

I don't, so maybe I'm thinking it's in my best intrests to unsubscribe to this conversation.
But since when have I been concerned about my best interests? And besides, does your spiritual residue know how to use email?


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Post 8

Farlander

i'm pretty sure that any component of me knows how to use the pc lol


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Post 9

Viojen 2*16+1+3+6=42. Fencing-it's escrime!

that's a good point.
oh dear. I better smiley - run...far far away.


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