h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I'm going to Purgatory.

Um apparently I'm not a nice person, I'm off to the eigth level Malebolge



Mwaha

Mwahaha

Mwahahahaha

I ended up going to Limbo, though Purgatory was a close second!

Not as evil as me

Level 7 here I come...

*shifts uncomfortably in seat*

Yay! Level seven! Me too!

I hope nobody takes that thing seriously...

and I am burning in a tomb in the sixth sircle of hell! I'm a heratic! YES!!!!!!

Ah my acolytes, what say we try and take over for evil beings

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*raises up from the fires covered in shadows and black leather*

I already /am/ an evil being

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Meh, I'll just pass the time talking to Plato.

*Sit's on a throne, dressed head to toe in a Mrs Peel style cat suit*

Now who or what shall we destroy, George W, Tony Blair, Lance Armstrong (I hate him)

*HDS nods his cowled head, six gaurds in gleaming black armor escourt three dishevelled men into hell.*

*the first two have Tony between them, they chain him to a burning tree and flog him to death w/ a cat-o-nine-tails*

*the next two place Lance Armstrong on a mechanical bike and force him to ride it until he dies, which takes three days*

*George is given the worst fate, he is strapped to a table and is executed by vivi-section. His organs tossed to vultures, his skin cured into leather and tacked to a wall, his bones tossed to Cerebus the hound of hell, and his head placed on a pike above the White House as a sign to the next ten generations that untethered barbarism is not the way to lead a people.*

Is that sufficient, ma'am?

Yes very nice you have done well, we'll send Armstrong back up with his body riddled with EPO

(I'm sorry but I don't think he's as sqeaky clean as he likes to make out)

EPO?

Erythropoietin, it's the performance enhancing drug favoured by cyclists because it thin's the blood and helps them get oxygen around the blood

ah, well, I think the gaurds injected him with it when they put him on the cycle, just so it would take longer to die, they also gave him stimulent injections whenever he started getting tired, so he wouldn't pass out



That should cause quite a controversy when they find his body

*Holds out her hand to HDS*

Join me my acolyte

Ooooookaayyyy....

Maybe Limbo is too close to this nutbars!

Hey at the moment I'm on the highest level of hell I'm allowed to make the most of it

*Gets up from his debate with Pythagoras and that pharoah who eliminated all but one of the gods.*

, no you're not. You're on the lowest. Also, if you're truly e-vil, why are you killing Bush and Blair (don't know about the cyclist.)