h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm on Easter holidays now, and I'm determined not to spend it doing nothing. So I thought I'd put a "To Do" list here, where I can at least feel *really* ashamed at myself for not actually doing any of it.

1. Do homework
2. Finish RS coursework
3. Learn Chemistry, Art and Architecture and quotes from Scholars
4. Remember how to play guitar
5. Finish off the blouse that was started *last year*
6. Write up something on h2g2 that might eventually be suitable for peer review

I think that should be enough things fo me to forget for now.

Hope all you guys are doing well. Weather is finally looking like it might get sunny, which is around about when I remember that I really hate the heat and the insects that come with it. I don't know, never happy...


Fare thee well, wherever ye fare
EE

why learn quotes from scholars?

you forgot the Odyssey... re-read and do an essay. sorry.

mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

That counts as homework

I need to learn scholarly quotes for my RS exam... y'know So-and-So thinks that this bit in Luke's Gospel means that the author was in fact not talking about a beggar but a large whale and a bowl of petunias ect ect... On the most part, it's rather dull.

Most of my exams are over 3 days!

I have in my whole life only ever done one exam, and it was easy and utterly pointless

You've only ever done one exam? What was it?

*pouts* y'know, that's so unfair. I can't count how many of the damn things I've sat. And like I said, I'm sitting 7 over 3 days in June. Which is just silly.

It was a WJEC Japenese level one exam You know not doing the things hasnt exactly done me any good anyway

Japanese is Wouldn't have minded the opportunity to learn some

Ah, but sitting too many is stressful. And soul-distroying. People tend to try and make you believe theyr'e the most important thing and that you're life is over if you don't do well. Which isn't at all true.

Might not have done you any bad, either

Well means I have no qualifications but then again like you say I've not been beaten down by the examining bodies

You think YOU'VE done lots of exams...

And what's with the list? We have enough problems remembering which new years' resolutions we've completely failed to keep to without introducing the concept of Easter reolutions as well.

TK[1]

I'm sure I'll end up catching up with you eventually, though

They're not so much resolutions as a means of allowing myself to be really angry at myself when I have to go back to school and have successfully wasted an entire 2 1/2 weeks. Because I did warn me. But I never listen.

*gets wheeled off by the nice men in white coats*

I doubt it- you won't be retaking so many.

There are plenty of other things to be angry at yourself for, without making any more up :-p
2 1/2 weeks?!?!? That's more than I had when /I/ was at school. Considerbly more. In fact, I'm having more off now than I had at school, and I'm back at work on wednesday.

TK[1]

Here's hoping, I guess

Oh, it's always good to make up things to be angry at.

"In my day sonny, had to work 12 hours down ta pit...."

Nah, you'll get it all straight off... too clever for your own good, you are.

There are plenty enough without making more up...

In /my/ day, 12 hours was a bank holiday...

TK[1]

Always been my biggest downfall

I guess so. But the made-up ones tend to take your mind off the more serious real ones.

Alongside modesty.

I spose. But still...



TK[1]

6. Write up something on h2g2 that might eventually be suitable for peer review


*cough* Little Britain entry *cough*

That's a good idea... but is it too soon? If you're pitching that, you really should offer to collaborate; you probably know as much as me

You should all be proud to know that the only thing I actually *did* on that list was my RS coursework... Think I could go in for "procrastinator of the year" award? Actually, I wouldn't bother putting my form in untill the last minute anyway...

*Groans* i can't believe i missed that terrible joke...

OM