h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aw, a loss to all male- kind. Makes a refreshing change, though. And all the more attractive in some people's eyes.

Knows what Doctor Who is, listens to Quantum Physics babbling... you've already got someone for that!

You have to have people with which to have parties, though... that is my problem!

TK[1]

I think I'll wait untill all the hormonal stuff is out of the air before I get involved Probably the best idea. So say, when I'm 70ish? And I'm sure all male-kin will find something or someone else to ocupy themselves with.

I know and I'm very glad to have you around else I go mad. But it would be nicer to have someone in RL... Actually, swop "nicer" with "less depressing"

Hey, you ould, erm, send random invites out and have a street party?

If someone sticks around waiting for you, then you know they're worth it

I could infiltrate your RL in a year or two... and you'd be most welcome to reciprocate

Round here, the only people in my street are either old and wrinkly, stupid, or both. That's why I don't know any of them.

TK[1]

I guess so. Either that or bloody stupid

I'm sure I would

Well, if you got desperate it could, errr, become a great opportunity to get to know them all better
I'm sure something will show up.

Not at all

Goodstuff

Hmmm... I think I'm going to look up a book on transdimensional mechanics, and another on time travel and see if I can build myself a TARDIS...

TK[1]

That's debatable.



Wow, that could be rather interesting to try and try. Just make sure you can find the right sized police box to put it in.... I mean, you already have the scarf, all you need is a side-kick and you're set!

I have the hat too...

All I need is an attractive young companion.... ho's your screaming these days?

TK[1]

How dare I forget the hat....?!

I guess I could work on my screaming, although I'm not really the damsel-in-distress type... When will you be holding the auditions?

I'll only be holding auditions if my first choice can't make it

TK[1]

So, if Joss Stone doesn't show, I'm in, right?

Aw, you KNOW you're my first choice.

Especially with your new hair.



TK[1]

It's always been curly, I just used to have it up on the basis that it was easier that way It's easier to have down now, though.

Do you want a for that?

Curly is goood. Not that it wasn't goood before, it's just extra goood now. No need for the

For what, my dear?

TK[1]

Whatever you may need a tissue for. Will this do?

To be honest, at the moment, a would be better for coping with the sheer volumes involved...

TK[1]

I do believe I owe you a from national kissing week or whatever the devil it was I'm sure last year that week was national snail week

Well, there you go then....

Ah, a snail would be easier to acquire, I feel.

Thank you, sweetie

TK[1]

...just promise me you won't kiss the snail, okay?

Anytime

No promises... a desperate man needs desperate measures.



TK[1]

wonders what will happen if the snail is kissed?