h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd say TK1 is more of a

No, darling, purple really isn't my colour...

EE you are Egg cream lady

I'm sure you look great in any colour, sweetheart.

TK[1]

TK wants see you in post office bag

I'm not sure I'd fit...

Yeah you would- they're pretty big. I think you'd look better in purple, though.

TK[1]

I must admit, big canvas bags aren't all that flattering

it is not looks that counts, but what is in it

You got it in one, Phel, m'dear

yeah your brain will be yammie....

She's got it both anyway, so what does it matter?

TK[1]

That should be 'she's got it both *ways* etc etc etc'

TK[1]

I wouldn't place any bets just yet..

I'd place a bet on that any day- foregone conclusion. Easy money

TK[1]

Awwh

No need to

Would you like to do my project for me?

Better still, know anyone who is an expert at programming in C?

TK[1]

ERm...I could always research C+... I may know someone who can..

Sure, what's the project on?

Quasars. Specifically emission line profiles of the broad line region.

TK[1]

Wow... I don't know anything about that

Will "they're pretty" do? ~inane grin~

Not if you want to get me a decent mark. Or indeed a mark at all.

TK[1]