This is a Journal entry by Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.
People who say "I left a message"
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Started conversation Jun 17, 2002
Today I have been informed by two people, regarding two entirely different subjects, that they had called my phone and "left a message". One of them went so far as to say "I called your work, home and mobile and left a voice message on all three". If you’re reading this, and you know which "you" I am referring to: No you did not. You lie.
Rather than force me into the detective work of testing all three answering services and listening to the messages from other people - who were courteous enough the call and leave a message - to ensure that everything is in order, I would prefer to be told "I could be bothered to phone you, it wasn’t very important to me so I thought I would make out that I had done what I was going to do and call you but I forgot." or the simple: "Couldn't be arsed" would suffice.
(and record for longest use of the English language without apparent need for punctuation goes to...)
Arrghhh....
People who say "I left a message"
Beatrice Posted Jun 21, 2002
oh I think colons and inverted commas count as punctuation. You'll have to try harder than that....
People who say "I left a message"
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 21, 2002
It could be changed to "Blatent disregard for grammar" 
Which reminds me: Spool chucka works grate! Knead Grandma chicken.
Liam.
Key: Complain about this post
People who say "I left a message"
More Conversations for Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."