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Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Mar 25, 2006
We are please to announce that you have one a fantabulous prize in our super duper prize draw
*gets all excited unon reading this*
You have won one of our supioer prizes
You are our 4th Lucky winner
*get on with it tell me what I've one*
YOU HAVE WON A LUXUARY.......
Tin of spaggetti
Just my luck 
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Mar 25, 2006
Does it atleast come with gen-ewwww-ine synthetic meat balls? 
I love the calls that tell that you've won all expenses paid for 4 days, 3 nights, in Orlando, Florida. All ya gotta do is get there, ... from Ontario or Essex !!!!!
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 25, 2006
Luxury spaghetti?
At least it wasn't the can of generic spaghetti.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Bulletproof Cupid~ Posted Mar 26, 2006
I never win anything, at least you won something ! 
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 26, 2006
well there is that I surpose
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 26, 2006
My parents won a sweepstakes, once.
The big prize:
A genuine.... authentic......
Simulated, diamond ring.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Mar 26, 2006
A genuine diamondite? I hope they secured a security box for it. 
I did "win" a couple pieces of jewellery once, with genuine diamonds embedded. Rough, unpolished, about .005 carat. If you could find them in the tin'ish mounts ... 
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 26, 2006
I still have that ring. At a distance, in the proper light (or absence of), it looks almost like glass.
The other prize (which they didn't win) was a television with a genuine, simulated woodgrain, plastic housing.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Mar 26, 2006
If it had a handle attached, ... even a 35" model, ... it'd be considered a portable, ya know.
And you have no idea how hard it is to grow a genuine simulated wood-grain plastic tree.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 27, 2006
Ok, see there's my garden problem. I was using real plants and having no success.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Batty_ACE Posted Mar 27, 2006
I have the dubious distinction of being one of the only people on this planet who can kill plastic plants...
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 27, 2006
Not sure if I told you this one or not...
I was given a bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day a couple of years ago. I thanked the person who gave them to me and then placed the bouquet on the desk. Then, I was asked why I hadn't watered them.
The person who bought them didn't realize it was a bouquet of silk roses... which, by the way, only need minimal watering. 
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 28, 2006
maybe you have to feed them silk worms instead
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 28, 2006
I'll have to check the plastic and silk flower shop.
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Evangeline Posted Mar 28, 2006
Shall I check the simulated pet shop next door to the flower shop?
Dear Mr Fortuneswell
Batty_ACE Posted Mar 28, 2006
Only if they can ensure their pets won't dig in your garden..
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- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 25, 2006)
- 2: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Mar 25, 2006)
- 3: Evangeline (Mar 25, 2006)
- 4: Bulletproof Cupid~ (Mar 26, 2006)
- 5: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 26, 2006)
- 6: Evangeline (Mar 26, 2006)
- 7: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 26, 2006)
- 8: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Mar 26, 2006)
- 9: Evangeline (Mar 26, 2006)
- 10: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Mar 26, 2006)
- 11: Batty_ACE (Mar 27, 2006)
- 12: Evangeline (Mar 27, 2006)
- 13: Batty_ACE (Mar 27, 2006)
- 14: Evangeline (Mar 27, 2006)
- 15: Batty_ACE (Mar 28, 2006)
- 16: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 28, 2006)
- 17: Evangeline (Mar 28, 2006)
- 18: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 28, 2006)
- 19: Evangeline (Mar 28, 2006)
- 20: Batty_ACE (Mar 28, 2006)
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