This is a Journal entry by Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail
Cal is pregnant
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 24, 2005
Cal you told me it was mine!
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
I'd offer to marry you but Jack will already be terribly angry with me... 
would you settle for child support?
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
of course its yours Jack
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
That splains everything... 
I knew it couldn't be mine...
Can I be the baby's Auntie Bat??
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
I've got tummy ache, it must be contractions
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
Oh my Bob!! Where's Jack???
*rushes Cal to Hootoo General Hospital's Paternity Ward*
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
ooohhhh the pain
make it stop
Cal is pregnant
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 24, 2005
we're going to have a baby
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
Oh I'm so excited!!!! Jack and Cal are having a little researcher!!!!!
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
I don't think it's so little
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
*offers Cal some Godiva hot 
to help the pain*
Better??? 
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
no 
Please get me an epidural
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 24, 2005
*orders up an epidural*
I'm not sure how it mixes with though...
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 24, 2005
wheres Jack disapeared to
Cal is pregnant
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 25, 2005
nowhere baby
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 25, 2005
*grabs your hand*
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 25, 2005
Here it comes!!!
*puts on her goalie pads and a baseball catchers mit*
I'm ready! 
Cal is pregnant
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 26, 2005
*panics about how and where this baby is going to come out of*
Cal is pregnant
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 26, 2005
Dont worry cal, I asked igod, and he said it would work 
Me:
can men have babies?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
so, can men have babies?
God:
Blimey. Can what?
Me:
can a man give birth
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
See, that means it will work 
igod says so, and igod knows all
Cal is pregnant
Batty_ACE Posted Nov 26, 2005
*assumes the position - catchers mit at the ready*
Hold his hand and help him breathe, Jack. You two are about to become proud parents.
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Cal is pregnant
- 41: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 24, 2005)
- 42: Batty_ACE (Nov 24, 2005)
- 43: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 24, 2005)
- 44: Batty_ACE (Nov 24, 2005)
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- 48: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 24, 2005)
- 49: Batty_ACE (Nov 24, 2005)
- 50: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 24, 2005)
- 51: Batty_ACE (Nov 24, 2005)
- 52: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 24, 2005)
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- 54: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 24, 2005)
- 55: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 25, 2005)
- 56: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 25, 2005)
- 57: Batty_ACE (Nov 25, 2005)
- 58: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 26, 2005)
- 59: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 26, 2005)
- 60: Batty_ACE (Nov 26, 2005)
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