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Odo on wheels
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Mar 12, 2003
"Odo on wheels"
I suddendly realize that Odo is expert on wheels
tell the wheel secrets, please!
Odo on wheels
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Mar 12, 2003
Apparently not Pheloxi. Apparently both nicked it from the Frisians.
Well that is what wandrin'star says on the BritEng thread 
Odo on wheels
Odo Posted Mar 12, 2003
The secret of the wheel is that it is perfectly round. No one has noticed this yet and the wheel has done its best over the years to keep this fact carefully concealed. Its managed this by convincing people that it is round, then confusing them by rolling up hills when it's not being watched.
The greater spotted wheel is a rare breed that is found in only in the most unexpected of places. If you are looking for a perfect specimen you should try your local scrap yard, where this shy wheel spends it’s life in hiding for fear of being captured and having its secrets reveled to manufacturers world wide.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
Where'd you pick that up, in your library?
Odo on wheels
Odo Posted Mar 13, 2003
Pick up what? I've checked all the back rooms and there aren't any wheels in here.
Odo on wheels
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
Where did you pick up all that stuff on wheels?
Odo on wheels
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
It's interesting. You should make a guide entry on the subject!
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Odo Posted Mar 13, 2003
Are you serious?
It was just a load of gibberish I rattled off. The sub-editors would panic if waffle like that started turning up to be edited.
Odo on wheels
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
Or they'd be fascinated.
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Odo Posted Mar 13, 2003
Habits of the common wheel!
The secret life of the lesser inner tube! 
One day perhaps.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
I'm looking forward to it.
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