h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Round the Mulberry bush.

Don't trip over the roots.

hope we do not get lost

Mmmm, it's fairly dark in that shrubbery.

then we need to sponge and shrub

shrubbery! Ni! Ni!

Ni!?

Ni Ni,

Just watch out for that killer .

aww..sweet

It's OK, we can use the holy hand grenade of antioch!

Now, what was the count again?

Sorry, just being odd at the moment

p.s. yes, gorilla snot = swarfega

Not this particular breed, they are renown for flying at the throats of 'horseless knights of yore.'

Ictoan, you’d better make sure your armor if tightly strapped on.

When I was purchasing my arming jack at the weekend I was trying on variouus different ones and got accused by an aquaintance of just being there 'cos I enjoyed being strapped into things'! The s*d don;t think the little old dear who was selling them quite knew what to say

How're you going to satisfy your honour?

By defending the ears of "little old dear".

But you must avenge yourself on your friend!

I would do, but he's a mad welshman and makes his own swords and armour and kit. He's a dead shot with a long bow and can wield a sword far better than I can.

Still, I did point out that I am not the one going round making leather footwear for people (and I swear he is his own best customer )

Sounds like an interesting chap.

A mad Welshman, well there are plenty of those; Wales is full of them.

But there are different degrees of mad: You have the homicidal maniac insane, pleasantly insane, I'm a helicopter/napoleon/god insane

Or just your typical hootooer, type of mad.

I think that falls under pleasantly insane.